The Yahoo! Answers Meme

[cornichaun]

For all the times you can't figure it out on your own, there's Yahoo! Answers: the way to connect with your peers who are (hopefully) experts.

1) Post with a question. Anonymously or not. It can be anything from hair care tips to questions on how to be a better villain.
Optional: Add a screenname for your character.
2) Answer other people's questions.
Be sure to add your Source(s): at the bottom.
3) Respond to answers. Upvote, downvote, thumbs up, thumbs down, give it a number of stars. Make sarcastic remarks. Impugn the responder's intelligence. Threadjacking is encouraged.
4) Defend your own responses. Remember, this is the Internet: everyone who disagrees with you is a dread enemy in need of some serious smacking down. Show no mercy.

Comments

[broil]

go out and bone the first person you meet

[lavieboheme]

I'm pretty sure that won't help unless I was actually going to take the previous posters advice about going into porn.

[broil]

idk sex can be pretty inspirational

and not just for porn

[lavieboheme]

I don't think it'll help me right now.

[broil]

spoken like a true prude

[lavieboheme]

You obviously don't know me as well as you want to pretend.

[broil]

au contraire

i'm just getting to know you

by not asking any questions

it's a psychology thing

i think

[lavieboheme]

Yeah? You'll have to tell me what you think.

[broil]

no

so where were we

[lavieboheme]

You were trying to psychoanalyze me without asking me any questions.

[broil]

right, right

i'm bored of that now

what's up

[lavieboheme]

Work, sort of. Just doing research. Making notes. You?

[broil]

booooooored

[lavieboheme]

You're on Yahoo Answers - how can you be bored? You could go answer some questions, ask some of your own.

[broil]

i'm asking questions

i'm asking YOU questions

would you do porn?

[lavieboheme]

Well. That's not exactly what I meant.

And no. I'd rather stick with documentaries.

[broil]

could merge both!

[lavieboheme]

I think that's been done already.

[broil]

what are your documentaries about?

[lavieboheme]

Social issues, usually. The last one was about the homeless, and HIV. I did some work for this sleazy news agency too, but I quit.

[broil]

big>oh really

and did your documentary change the world like you wanted it to

[lavieboheme]

No... But to be fair, I didn't really expect to change the world.

[broil]

go on and tell me what the point was then

[lavieboheme]

To show people what's happening right in their own neighbourhoods. To show that just because you're dying from a disease, doesn't mean you stop living. Realistically, I didn't expect to change the world, just a few minds.

[broil]

and how did that make you feel?