the way you blowin' up my phone won't make me leave no faster

[memesmemes]

THE TEXTING MEME

0. Post a blank comment.
1. Copy the form below.
2. TEXT YOUR FRIENDS, TEXT EVERYBODY, MISFIRE, FLIRT, SPAM THEM WITH TEXTS.
3. Alternatively, just call them, y'know.

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Comments

Killua Zoldyck | Hunter x Hunter

[fashionassassin]

[gonfreaky]

hey killua what's 345 divided by 22?

[fashionassassin]

your phone has a calculator.

[gonfreaky]

yeah but it kept giving me a lot of 8s so i'm asking you

[come on nerd answer his hw i mean question]

[fashionassassin]

[He's already calculated it. His lineface just intensifies...]

did they come after a decimal point?

[Wait. Gon probably doesn't even know what that is if he's asking! he sends another text:] a period

[gonfreaky]

yeah
that's dumb periods are for sentences not math

[fashionassassin]

gon
youre an idiot

[gonfreaky]

[WHAT]

SHUT UP periods decimal points don't belong in math!! they belong in sentences!!
i'm right

[fashionassassin]

no
youre wrong. periods belong in sentences and decimal points are used in math.

[gonfreaky]

well that's really stupid they should change it
anyway what's the answer

[fashionassassin]

its what your calculator said!

[gonfreaky]

whaaaaaat?? why didn't you say that in the first place!

[pundulum]

hey man, I maaay have dropped my hippo in the arena.... lemme know if you see it k!?

[fashionassassin]

oh? a hippo? you don't even know what floor it got to?

[Oh mysterious stranger... Whatever, he was bored and Gon was asleep.]

[pundulum]

Not sure what you mean but I think it's definitely in one of the places I dueled today, I looked everywhere else

[which you would know, because you're Gongenzaka. Or so he thinks.]

[fashionassassin]

its kind of hard to miss an entire hippo
maybe someone decided to make a meal out of it

[pundulum]

lol ok... no one just eats someone else's monsters, that has to be illegal right

[fashionassassin]

i saw a guy lose his arms once in a duel and youre telling me nobody might eat a hippo?

[pundulum]

WHAT??

When did THAT happen? Don't tell me it was that duelist that's been serial attacking LDS?

[fashionassassin]

yup he just ripped a dudes arms off

[fashionassassin]

i heard he likes hippos actually

[fashionassassin]

your hippo is a goner

[pundulum]

[Why!?! Discover Hippo doesn't even have arms! :( Also you are not being very helpful with these jokes, Gongenzaka.

Wait.]

... Who is this??

[fashionassassin]

[Wow rude, who says he's joking. He is 100% serious.]

probably not whoever you think it is

[pundulum]

[SIGH. Yeah, he figured that out already.]

Are even you in the Maiami Championship???

[time to send the text to its intended recipient, in the meanwhile.]