The "Seven Minutes In Heaven" Meme.

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RULES • Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom. • RNG for a number between 1-10 to get your scenario. Mix and match! • Have fun!

SCENARIOS 01) One In A Million | The other person is the only reason you agreed to play this game and now you have them right where you've hoped for all night! Get it, tiger. 02) Not My Type | This is hella awkward. Is it their voice? Attitude? Appearance? You just don't want those lips anywhere near yours. Seven Minutes In Heaven, more like Seven Minutes Of Nope. 03) Seventy Minutes | You're so involved in smooching that neither of you notices the door has been locked and everyone else has left the room! Not until it's too late. 04) Unrequited | Tell them how you feel (so many! emotions!!). Even if you're a little too enthusiastic and your love is unrequited you still have seven minutes of smooching to do, as per game rules. You can't fail! 05) Seconds and Thirds | Some self-proclaimed funny man outside upped the stakes and now a third party has been shoved inside with the two of you. Make the most of it! (Three-way threads ahoy!) 06) Taken | One of you has a significant other and your seven minutes are spent smooching anyway. Oops. 07) Strangers in the Hangers | Hello there, Good Looking. Where has this hottie been all night? Who cares, now they're yours! 08) Long Lost Smooches | You haven't seen them in forever and didn't know they were going to be here tonight. Resolve that UST! 09) Party Pooper | One of those involved is upset because of #PartyShit and now they're trapped in a closet after getting dragged into playing a game they tried to avoid. Cheer them up? With kisses? Good plan. 10) Get A Room | Your seven minutes are up but neither of you wants to stop. Relocate to a spare room!

Comments

which is the option for being manipulative shitheel

[gayly]

[ Since this whole ordeal is, obviously, Nagisa's idea anyway, he's come prepared. He giggles as he and Haru are ushered into the closet, flipping on the buzzing light and tugging a bottle of nailpolish from a pocket. ]

Haru-chan, have you played this before?

[ Outside, the rampant disaster that is the IwaZuka Official Joint Sleepover (at least that's what he's calling it) continues to rage. What a lovely sound. ]

option #11: god fuckin damn it nagisa

[iwatobi]

[A SIGH and Haru just kind of stands there as he so often does, staring off to the side at nothing in particular. He knew the rules of the game, but nothing in the rules really required anything physical to happen, right? Or at least no one could be sure.

He looks at Nagisa.

Scratch that.]

No. I don't really understand the purpose. It isn't much of a game.

that's the BEST option

[gayly]

[ Oh Haru, how little you know of the world. Sometimes he feels like the senpai here. Nagisa plops down, humming absently, and uncaps the polish. ]

Well, Haru-chan isn't exactly social, I guess. But we don't have to make out if you don't want to! [ Your loss, tbh. Who wouldn't want to? ] BUT-- if you say no, then you have to let me paint your nails~!

[ DON'T WORRY, HARU. It's blue polish. Glittery, but blue. ]

HARU ISN'T SO SURE...

[iwatobi]

Make out...?

[What even is this game? What did Haru sign up for (aka what did Nagisa sign him up for)? Has it even been three minutes yet?]

I can kiss you or let you paint my nails. Is that what you're saying?

[He thinks he's even more confused than before. The rules didn't mention anything about nail polish! He thinks. He's pretty sure he was paying attention the whole time they were explaining the rules...]

you're always doubting my genius, haru-chan :'(

[gayly]

Mmhmm! Special loophole just for you. What's it going to be~?

[ Definitely nail polish, that's why Nagisa is prepared. You're so lucky to have an understanding shitlord friend like him!! ]

for good reason most likely...

[iwatobi]

[Just for him. Haru isn't so sure that's how games are supposed to work, but Nagisa will be Nagisa and you just can't stop him once he gets going. Haru considers his choices: a chu or blue nails.

Well, Nagisa is his friend, a chu on the cheek or something isn't too weird. And nail polish would come off easily if he picked up some remover at the convenience store.

Surprise, surprise, Haru is mostly indifferent because neither of these options involve swimming.]

Nagisa, do you have a preference?

WOW RUDE. i'm telling mako-chan you were mean!!

[gayly]

[ This actually takes Nagisa aback (although, really, he ought to have realised). In fact, Haru even manages to render him speechless for a whole four seconds. That's a new world record. Somebody call the Guiness people.

He recovers with his usual sunbeam and shakes his head. ]

I don't mind! Kissing is fun and all, but this polish really matches Haru-chan's eyes.

[ Besides, what if someone gets mad at him for stealing Haru's first kiss?! Although-- ]

Haru-chan, have you kissed someone before?

NOOOO don't tell mom :(

[iwatobi]

[His eyes? He guesses they do match, he just doesn't see the point. But if Nagisa wanted to paint his nails, Haru wouldn't complain. Just as long as he was allowed to get the remover as soon as their little get together dispersed. And as long as Rin wasn't allowed to snicker too much.

Ah- oh. Has he kissed anyone before?]

My parents. Most likely.

i'm going to tell him unless you buy me ice cream!!

[gayly]

Ah--

[ Oh, my sweet summer child. ]

I mean romantic kissing, Haru-chan! With someone you like.

[ This is a definite 'no', isn't it. It has to be. ]

but gou said no ice cream or sweets don't be bad

[iwatobi]

Ah. Then no.

[Haru.

Crushing on anyone.

Hahahaha.]

Why?

are you more afraid of gou-chan or mako-chan

[gayly]

[ Nanase Haruka, you're about as sexual as the water you love. ]

A lot of people think a first kiss is something special!

[ Not this kid, though. Nagisa suspects 'a lot of people' mustn't get kissed often enough and make too much out of making out. ]

I guess Haru-chan doesn't really think about that kind of stuff, huh?

,,,,no comment....

[iwatobi]

[Haru shakes his head. He hasn't really thought about it at all, and even still he doesn't care much for it. He has his friends and swimming. That's all he could really ever ask for.]

I don't need it.

yeah that's what i thought. ICE-CREAM, STAT.

[gayly]

As expected of Haru-chan!

[ Smiling in a very o, u kind of way, Nagisa stretches his hands towards him. ]

So~! Give me your hand.


[ "Or... twenty one minutes, if whoever was on the outside of the door was especially puckish and awful." wow, has sou-chan been taking rudeness lessons from you?? ]

sighs dishes out the sweets hides in a pool

[iwatobi]

[Haru smiles a little and outstretches his hand for Nagisa to take.]

Did you take this from your sisters?

[INNOCENT WHISTLING don't know what you mean Sousuke is rude on his own.]

you're the best, haru-chan~! C: C: C:

[gayly]

[ AWW AWW AWW. Haru's smiles are precious; Nagisa has a collection. ]

Hmm? No, this is mine. Well, I bought it for Haru-chan, too.

[ He spreads Haru's hand on his knee, starting with the thumb first. It's pretty obvious he's done this way too many times for your average teenage boy. ]

My sisters would be pretty mad if I took their stuff, after all!

[ Nagisa laughs; he's definitely been told off for exactly that multiple times, and he's not about to stop now. ]

nagisa you are frightening...

[iwatobi]

[Keep them safe, those smiles don't come around all that often.]

Mm...should I look forward to this again in the future? [He nods toward their hands. There's something soothing about this, strange and new as it is. Is that why so many girls went to salons to do this?]

noooo what are you talking about i'm so sweet????

[gayly]

[ They're one of Nagisa's most prized possessions, don't you worry your pretty little head. ]

Heh, if that's what Haru-chan wants, it can be arranged! I know it's supposed to be for girls, but-- [ he shrugs and switches fingers, ] --I think it's fun. It's a kind of art all by itself, right? My sisters, they do all kinds of patterns and things on theirs.

[ No way Nagisa has that much patience. Although it's a lot more calming doing it for somebody else, he realises. ]

as sweet as hot sauce maybe......

[iwatobi]

[!!! That catches Haru's attention.]

Can you do the same?

[Like mermaids or dolphins or just draw the entire deep blue beautiful ocean on Haru's nails, Nagisa.]

and just as good on everything~

[gayly]

[ Nagisa looks up him, surprised again, and grins. ]

Hmm~ I wonder! I've never really tried. I'll ask them if they'll teach me.

[ He finishes that hand and carefully moves it to the floor, dragging the other onto his lap. ] Be careful not to smudge it! Haru-chan, would you like to try doing mine next? We'll match~

that sounds inappropriate!!

[iwatobi]

If you try, I will try, too.

[He keeps his hand very still, though, so as not to ruin Nagisa's hard work. His nails look different with the blue on, not quite the same shape.]

Maybe not in here. 7 minutes isn't a very long time.

nooo, does it? golly gosh!

[gayly]

Mmhmm, it's a promise! No backing out now, Haru-chan!

[ He's right, though. They've probably gone through five minutes already. ]

We can do it when we get out. Haha, maybe I should have brought colours for everyone else too!

[ OR MAYBE I ALREADY DID...

(oho rin-chan I knew you had it in you, good luck!!!) ]

suspicious staring...

[iwatobi]

Rei might enjoy it. [It is..."beautiful," isn't it? Or at least it could be. It could also be a disaster of a half-hour lecture on what is or isn't beautiful nail art and the proper form of painting, etc.

It's funny to think about.

He wonders if Makoto's already gotten his nails painted by his younger siblings. Or were they too young to be allowed to use it?

Rin's such a big boy now ;w;]

sweet innocent face complete with batting eyelashes

[gayly]

Do you think so? You could be right, though maybe I'll learn some new tricks first.

[ Butterflies should be really easy, after all! Nagisa decides he'll learn that first.

Maybe not nail-polish, but you know Mako-chan's had his hair done all sorts of ways and probably had to wear lipstick at least once. They should ask his mother for photos.

you know Nagisa's on the other side of that door laughing his cute little ass off, right ]

UNCONVINCED

[iwatobi]

As long as I can still swim and cook, it doesn't matter to me.

[Though he does treasure the effort Nagisa is putting into this and will likely treasure all the little designs his friends come up with.]

Ah...do you think this hand is dry, now?

[He lifts his hands, fingers spread apart carefully.

YES. Nagisa you are a little demon...]

haru-chan~~ don't you love me anymore~~ :C

[gayly]

Ladies do all those things with nail polish all the time, I think you'll be fine.

[ Nagisa finishes the last nail and caps his polish bottle with a flourish. ]

It should be, just about! It won't be fully set for a while, though. I'll do another coat later if Haru-chan wants, to make it look a bit neater.

[ He checks the time on his phone and tuts. ]

Ahh, time's nearly up! That's not fair, I was having fun... [ Time for the trademark pout.

are you going to kiss sou-chan to make up for him having to watch?! haru-chan and rin-chan are so mean :( ]