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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.the dealio.

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Ray Kowalski | Due South | ota

[kickem]

1. i'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me

2. i found out what happened to my eye. i punched myself in the face

3. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp

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[uselesstalent]

4 disco balls and a lava lamp?

1 and 2 don't judge me

[dogsled]

I could have told you as much, had you asked.

As for your turtle--we haven't formally met; are you sure you haven't simply done something to offend it?

/judges

[kickem]

y would i punch myself in the face? thats dum

nd no i dont think hes easy to offend. unles me punchin myself in the face offneds him

no i say i say get outta here 1/2

[dogsled]

Well I couldn't begin to tell you why, Ray, only how.

Really? I hadn't heard that about reptiles; that's interesting.

2/2

[dogsled]

I don't suppose you'd consider a trade?

[kickem]

i'm not 2 familir with the how eithr

wolf 4 turtle trade?

[dogsled]

You used your right hand, striking the blow upward from your right--upward is the only natural direction. The third and fourth fingers caused the abrasion of the zygomatic orbital bone, the fifth damaged the lacrimal crest, and caused most of the discoloration and swelling.

Yes, Ray. I could do with the change of pace. A week, that's all I ask.

[kickem]

forgt i asked

fraser i cant have dief stay here. he'd get fur everywhere

[dogsled]

I see.

He could sleep in the car?

[ He will never get it about the cars. ]

[kickem]

no

did u 2 have a fallin out?

[dogsled]

He had a falling out. I didn't do anything wrong.

[kickem]

uh huh sure. i bet u did somethin

[dogsled]

You'd take the word of a wolf over that of your partner?

[kickem]

i just no wat ur like fraser. u sayin u did nothin rong doesnt mean u did nothn rong

[dogsled]

I did nothing wrong! So I may have put a safety bar across the window when I left for work, but I think it's only reasonable of me to expect Diefenbaker to stay inside. Particularly when I've repeatedly asked him to do so and been ignored.

[kickem]

go figur

mayb he deservs a holidya after all

[dogsled]

A holiday?

He doesn't need a holiday, Ray. Nor does he deserve one.

[kickem]

stayn at my place could be like a holdiday

[dogsled]

Ah. Well, yes, you're quite right. It seems I'll have to give the idea a great deal more thought. I wouldn't want him to take advantage.

[kickem]

fraser. eveyrone desrves a break from u

[dogsled]

You really feel that way?

[kickem]

watevr i answer its gonna be the wrogn answer

[dogsled]

Well, I mean. If you're tired of my company, Ray, perhaps a vacation would be in both of our best interests. I've heard that there are American cities other than Chicago.

[kickem]

i like chiacgo