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bakerstreet2012-04-27 06:16 pm
fustercluck) wrote in bakerstreet2012-04-27 06:16 pm
the one where everyone dies
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
•Dying is 99% probable! How long can you survive?
•Everyone has to tag someone else! Thought you could leave a placeholder and wait for someone to tag you? Think again! This is to encourage people to tag outside their comfort zone; tag the first person you see or close your eyes and just point at the screen! Groups should be 4-5 people big, but you can do a 2-man tag team or really large assembly of people! Once the group is big enough, you're welcome to leave an empty tag so another group can be built.
•The meme is way more awesome when characters actually die. Getting tired of being in a thread? Murder your character. Thread abandoned? Everybody died, whoops! Groups who finish their threads win the best thing of all: CR with new people and new characters. And also they live.
•All characters are depowered and have no weapons on them. That isn't to say you can't find weapons, but be reasonable.
•Pick a scenario and good luck!
•I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll bite your head off. You don't remember coming out here, but you've all got tents on an awesome piece of land to camp on. Everything's normal, you think, but wait, what's that rustling out in the woods?
•Casper the blood-thirsty ghost. For some reason, you're in this large school. At night. And nobody is around except you and your pals. On a dare you don't remember making, you've come here to investigate if the hauntings are true or not.
•4// Itchy. Tasty. Your cousin invited you to come stay at his cabin in the woods for the weekend with your friends. Which is weird, because you either don't have a cousin, friends, or a combination of both. Also, it's built over a burial ground.
•One, two, he's coming for you. Man, look at this awesome, abandoned mansion you've come across! Wait, what're you doing out here in the middle of nowhere, anyway? Oh well, looks like a cool place to explore. Wait, what'd you say about killers with nightmarish weapons being seen around here?
•Merman special. COME UP WITH SOMETHING!
Marty Milkalski | The Film of the Meme | Merman Special, Bitches. (With 10% less merman)
Because that's just... Inevitable, right?
Well, congrats. This is the sequel to Cabin in the Woods. It may or may not be direct to video, but at least they got Fran Kranz to reprise his role for it. And HEY, LIKE MOST SEQUELS, IT BARELY ACKNOWLEDGES THAT IT HAS CONTINUITY. Because... IDK. Somehow the gods decided not to completely destroy the world. Just... Fuck it over a lot.
So here we have five strangers who have been thrown together through a twist of fate in a world where... Gods roam around, killing and smiting unabated and you're only hope... Is a guy with a giant bong.
...Oh wait. He seems to have... Lost that in the last RANDOM MONSTER ENCOUNTER. Whatever. He's still stoned. And you also used to have a much bigger group.
But everyone else is dead.]
New plan. If anyone else is reduced to spouting off horror movie cliches, you're out of the group. End of discussion.
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anyway look behind you marty. o_o she's just standing there being a creeper.]
hello all c: /last edit ack sorry
But that's neither here nor there.
So here Obi-Wan is. By this point he's watched several people die in horrifying and increasingly creative ways, but he's doing his best to safeguard his inner calm despite the MASS DESTRUCTION happening everywhere–– panicking wouldn't help anyone in this circumstance, after all, and he'd like as many of the people in the group to come out unscathed as is entirely possible. But the Jedi Master is managing. Handily. He might look a bit frazzled, but that's more to do with all of the running, jumping, and falling they've been doing.]
Spouting off... what?
a;lkdfj sorry sorry
Those have to be contacts.
[It wasn't until after that he heard Obi-Wan's words, scoffing quietly.] Eh, don't pay attention to him. [because Ephram is the authority on who to ignore in this situation, obviously.]
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That thing is slowly fading away, because this is just getting stranger and less manageable. By far.
There's still a bit of her often-present authority in her voice when she speaks, though. She's trying to maintain some semblance of calm even if that makes no sense at all.* I'd think paying attention to each other would be advantageous in this situation.
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...Except what is the dude talking about. Contacts, what- OH GOD.]
Jesus Christ. Okay. The albino girl has a point. Paying attention is key. In that vein... Why didn't anyone tell me we just gained a smurf?
[....He looks at his assembled group.] I bet none of you even know what a smurf is, do you?
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What brings you here?
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I'm... not familiar with 'smurfs', no. [Obi-Wan runs a hand through his hair and glances around the group, collecting his thoughts. To Illyria, he says;]
We're currently escaping from a rather dangerous situation–– I trust you've seen the creatures patrolling the area?
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We'll need ways to defend ourselves.