consultation: (Some kind of momentary bliss?)

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[personal profile] consultation 2014-06-28 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
In the future don't drink and handle chemicals.

SH
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1/3 never apologise for things of beauty

[personal profile] enarms 2014-06-28 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
IN THE FUTUREDON T TALK TO ME
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[personal profile] enarms 2014-06-28 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I Wi'll DISCOLOUR YOU
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[personal profile] enarms 2014-06-28 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
sherlock youre clever ism y phone waterproof ?? can i take it with me
consultation: (I guess it's over; I guess it's begun.)

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[personal profile] consultation 2014-06-28 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Best not. But once you've rinsed you need to soak in a 70/30 mixture with water. I've set it up for you. Fortunately I had a 200-litre drum of vinegar in my room. [Really, don't ask. Just don't ask.]

SH
consultation: (From here on in it's just me and you.)

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[personal profile] consultation 2014-06-28 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll discolour me? Really?

SH
consultation: (Some kind of momentary bliss?)

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[personal profile] consultation 2014-06-28 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyway, if you insist on berating me for what's not my fault, don't drop your phone.

SH
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[personal profile] enarms 2014-06-28 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait are you telling me youve run me a bath. Oh
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[personal profile] enarms 2014-06-28 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you ok do I need to call the meergency services do you needyour doctor

THATS ME haha tough I'm going for a bath
consultation: (Savannah scatters and the seabird sings.)

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[personal profile] consultation 2014-06-28 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Sterling observations all around

SH
consultation: (It's our dearest ally,)

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[personal profile] consultation 2014-06-28 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
In your state you wouldn't properly measure out the vinegar. That's all.

SH
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[personal profile] enarms 2014-06-28 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"in my state" do you mean VANDALISED BY A RUDE MAN
consultation: (I waited for something,)

[personal profile] consultation 2014-06-28 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It could have been worse, John. Much worse. Permanent disfigurement. Does that help?

SH
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[personal profile] enarms 2014-06-28 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
?????????????????????????????????????

willyou be surprised when I say NOT REALLY ?
consultation: (Some kind of momentary bliss?)

[personal profile] consultation 2014-06-28 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Blindness? Migraines? Impotence? How does a bath of water and vinegar compare? Just trying to put it in perspective for you.

SH
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[personal profile] enarms 2014-06-28 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hang on

Question
enarms: (attend attend i'm calling)

[personal profile] enarms 2014-06-28 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
is this an apology bath
consultation: (My dear sweet nothing,let's start anew.)

[personal profile] consultation 2014-06-28 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[John.........]

It's a bath to neutralise hazardous chemicals, you idiot.

SH
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[personal profile] enarms 2014-06-28 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
yes ok and thanks verym uch

Is it an apology bath
consultation: (I guess it's over; I guess it's begun.)

[personal profile] consultation 2014-06-28 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Only you would ascribe an apology to a bath

SH
enarms: (these things tend to happen)

[personal profile] enarms 2014-06-28 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ lengthy pause filled with various thumps and shuffles and mumbles as he actually bothers to get himself to the bathroom aboop boop but once he's in and the door's shut and he's apparently dropped himself onto the toilet as a temporary seat rather than landing his arse on the floor, a smug little giggle and: ]

accepted
consultation: (It's our darkest blackout,)

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[personal profile] consultation 2014-06-28 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't accept an apology I'm not making!! You were the one who

[It's not often Sherlock sends a text too early and then ragequits the conversation. Christ, his hands are shaking. (It's not his fault.) (Not his fault.) (With different chemicals, John could have been seriously injured.) (Everything about this is terrible.)]
consultation: (it's our final end.)

[personal profile] consultation 2014-06-28 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Less than a minute later:]

Let me know if the water isn't warm enough.

SH
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[personal profile] enarms 2014-06-28 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...... alright, maybe not.

Maybe he'll not nag Sherlock about eating breakfast tomorrow to make up for being a drunken prick. For now, though, John's fully commited to setting about the slightly rocky business of undressing and getting himself into the bath without slipping and giving himself a broken nose to worry about on top of volatile chemical exposure. Eventually... ]


its good

how long do I have to marinate ?

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