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Someone Is Sleeping in My Bed!

It's morning somewhere. But maybe not for you -- A little too late to be sleeping but y'know what? That's okay. People nap. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.

Too bad someone doesn't agree.

Rules
• The poster is the character who is asleep.
• The responder is the one who discovers the sleeper.
• Therefore, the responder must do one of three things:

I. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threader, whatever.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
b. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
c. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
Can't beat 'em, Join them - Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
d. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.

II. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Scream 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one.
b. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
c. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
d. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
e. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.

III. Decide - f**k the police. You hear me right. F**k 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!

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[ not your bed, stiles

her bed :(

he will just get vines creeping up his nose until he wakes up, thanks ]

Eeeeeenh

[Flailing hands as he brushes at his nose.]

[ Hurrgh. She wants a nap bro. This is not cutting it. She moves then to push at his shoulder and whisper: ]

Stiles. Stiles, you are in the wrong bed, and also the wrong apartment!

You're in the wrong bed...

[Said sleepily as he rolled over onto his stomach, butt up in the air.]

[ There's a moment of deliberation -- before she just gives in and smacks the butt with an open palm. ]

[There's a yip and Stiles is shooting upward, blinking owlishly and looking around the room like he was being attacked. Oh, hey there, Jade. Why did his butt hurt?]

Huh?

Good morning, champ. Having nice dreams while you drooled all over my pillow?

[ She is just going to try to navigate herself to the warm spot in the sheets where he'd previously been lying. ]

I didn't drool.

[He might have. A little. But he also didn't move much, trying to lay back down, nudging Jade to the side.]

M'tired.

Yeah? Well, so am I.

[ She yields to the nudging, though she does tangle her legs obnoxiously with his when he lies back down. ]

Did your bed go missing?

[God, obnoxious dog girl.]

What? No...

[Don't ask him why he's here, Jade.]

[ She'll resist pushing the issue, but she'll siiiigh as she does it. ]

Sharing the bed comes with tax. You gotta scratch my head before you can go back to sleep.

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade...

[Hear that whine? That is the whine of a man who just wants to sleep, woman.]

[ Yeah, well, so does she, but he's taking up room!!

She rolls her eyes and curls her arm up around him, settling in and sleepily rubbing his head instead to lull him to sleep. ]

Fiiine. Goodnight, lazy ass.

S'what I said.

[Cuddling was good. Stiles was down with some Jade-cuddles.]

[She's been creepy staring at him for a while, wondering how the hell he ended up in her bed. He seems harmless enough, so she slowly pokes her index finger into his cheek.

And if that doesn't work she'll cup her hands over her mouth and yell:]

OI SLEEPING BEAUTY! RISE AND SHINE!

[She's subtle like that.]

[The poking hadn't done it, but the shouting... the shouting had him jerking up out of bed, trying to figure out what the hell was going on. Unfortunately, his feet tangled up in the sheets and he went falling off the side.]

... O... w.

[And she'll just lean out of reach of such pointy, flailing limbs. Once he hits the floor though, she pops her head over the side of the bed. There's no apology in her face. She falls for a living, so sympathy might be difficult to muster for a roll of the bed. Carpet had padding.]

Wrong bed buddy.

[At least Haley looks amused.]

Is not.

[He'd been pointed that way by the hotel guy. The hotel guy who'd let him in the room and pointed him at the bed and left him as Stiles faceplanted on it.]

My room.

Oh, really? Then where's all your stuff?

[She quirks her head and makes a comical face. Haley's actually quite amused by the situation, and she's already experienced with doofus boys as friends. This one appears to fall into the category.]

You know you sleep in the weirdest position.

There.

['There' was half hidden beside the dresser in the corner of the room. He'd tossed it for the top, but had missed.]

Do not. You sleep in the... shrmfl.

[She turns to look where he's pointing and raises an eyebrow.]

That came with you. Doesn't count.

[But her grinning face is back, since this is clearly some sort of misunderstanding. Her eyebrow cocks.]

That's not a word, much less a position.

somebody's sleeping in my bed

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | OTA

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hope this is ok!

NO. GET OUT. >> (j/k)

SOBBING SO MEAN

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