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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.the dealio.

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Chuck Hansen | Pacific Rim | ota!

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a; I love when groups of guys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.


b; Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom


b

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you made max so sad

Re: b

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who brings a pitbull to a bulldog party

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poor max, i had to snuggle up to him for hours

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did you keep him nice and warm

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we kept each other company while you replaced us both

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it was a cardboard cutout and it's your fault for slipping me tequila

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i can never compete with orlando bloom

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it was CARDBOARD

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some would say that's the same as reality orlando

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ha ha ha ha

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see i could give you pathetic attempts at humor too

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or tylenol...:(

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get your own tylenol you doggy traitor

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:(

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:( at max

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you're mean

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because i care

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if you really cared you'd bring me water and tylenol

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are you unable to walk?

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yes

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cardboard too heavy?

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you have no idea

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how tragic you are

[suicidemission]

makooooo