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[luft]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.the dealio.

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[carcharhinidae]

you say "violently, passionately, pornographicly" and i say showing it an entirely appropriate amount of appreciation.

[catching_up]

is it an australia thing???

[carcharhinidae]

yes.

seriously nagisa, do you have any idea how hard it is to find tim tams in iwatobi?

[catching_up]

youve been telling me ever since you found them so yes.

Nagisa knows in intimate detail how hard it is to find Tim Tams in Iwatobi.

Not that he minds.

[carcharhinidae]

next time we're all at haru's place i'm showing you all how to do a tim tam slam.

[Shh, he might just be a little bit excited about this, okay?]

[catching_up]

a what?

Which is why Nagisa doesn't really mind. Seeing Rin get genuinely excited about something is worth any number of lectures on Australian delicacies.

[carcharhinidae]

okay, so you need a hot drink like milk tea or hot cocoa and a tim tam.

you bite two corners off the tim tam diagonally from one another and then you put one bitten-off corner in the drink and suck it through. when you feel the drink then you turn the tim tam around and shove it all in your mouth.

it's fucking amazing, okay??

[catching_up]

it sounds great!

You had him at "hot cocoa." Really, Nagisa will approve of anything if it involves sugar in some form.

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[carcharhinidae]

definitely! you'll never have experienced anything like it, trust me! it's like a melty chocolately explosive mouth--

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[carcharhinidae]

[There's a bit of a pause between texts as he tries to think of the right word. Unfortunately, the right word is one he realises he'd very rarely use in a casual context, which makes the moment drag on. He settles for a less direct version.]

pleasurable experience.

[Not quite the right ring to it as melty chocolately explosive mouth orgasm would have had...]

[catching_up]

i wouldve gone with orgasm there but whatever works for you! anyway it sounds really good!

[carcharhinidae]

yeah, well, that'd probably describe it better, to be honest.

[catching_up]

it sounded like it would! i bet the others will like it too!

Honestly, Nagisa can't imagine not liking something with a description like that.