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the sexting meme
Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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When a joke text to your bff goes horribly horribly wrong

[teenyoda]

FYI, the limit for jerking off before it starts to hurt is nine.

Ha!

[allhale]

Use more lube.

[teenyoda]

I don't have any. I just have lotion. My dick smells like peaches and cream.

[Nope. Hasn't clued in yet that he's not talking to Scott.]

[allhale]

Leave it to you to jerk off with something fruity.

1/2

[teenyoda]

HEY! IT'S WHAT'S AVAILABLE!

[teenyoda]

[Someone just checked the name coming in at the top of the text.]

...

Shit.

Haha. Just a joke. Funny. Okay bye now.

[allhale]

[Derek was really enjoying picturing the look on Stiles' face way too much.]

Sure it was, Peaches.

[teenyoda]

Haha. No, really. I totally did that on purpose. Funny, right? Yeah. Funny.

[allhale]

You mean you don't want this for you birthday, Peaches? attached image

[teenyoda]

You're a dick. This is you. image

[allhale]

You are so lucky that wasn't a pic of a dick.

I don't look like that.

[teenyoda]

If you really want one... image

Yes you do.

[allhale]

STILES!

[He really hopes he can feel the growling through the caps.]

[teenyoda]

[Nope. But can Derek hear him laughing? Because he's laughing his ass off.]

LOL LOL LOL HAHAHAHA

[allhale]

[Hey, Stiles, think you forgot the part where the big angry guy knows where you live. TAPS on his window.]

[teenyoda]

[Laughing is fun -- up until he hears that tap.]

Oh shit.

[He goes and tries to lock the window.]

Nobody's home.

[allhale]

Open the window, Stiles. [He considered threatening to break it, but thought of something better.] Open the window or I go show your father the highly inappropriate picture his son sent me and tell him how worried I am about your high risk behavior.

[teenyoda]

Hey!

[Stiles did open the window, but it was to put his head out and glare at Derek.]

You're the one that sent me a picture of lube. Should I show my dad that, huh? Tell him that you suggested it for me?

[allhale]

[All he really needed was the window opened, wedging his leg in and pushing Stiles out of the way so he could climb inside.]

I was only trying to be helpful and prevent unnecessary chafing.

[The innocent expression on lasted for about a second before Derek was glaring at him again.]

I'm starting to think you want me to do you bodily harm.

[teenyoda]

Why? Because I'm giving as good as I'm getting? You threaten me with my dad and I do the same and suddenly I'm the bad guy? I think maybe some werewolves need a nap.

[He was not happy with being pushed out of the way and he stood there, arms folded as he glowered at Derek.]

[allhale]

Not that.

[ He moved closer to Stiles, doing his best to invade his personal space as he studied him, still frowning.]

Why did you - [He shook his head.] Why do you always have to provoke me?

[teenyoda]

[Stiles did his best not to move away, still glaring up at Derek as the werewolf moved closer.]

You start it. I was all tucked away in bed and you just.. stuff. Stuff, Derek.

[allhale]

Stuff? That's really the answer you're going with? You consistently drive me insane and it's because of stuff?

[teenyoda]

Oh, well, if you want the answer to that it's because you're an entitled dick. But hey, I was trying to be nice.

[allhale]

I'm not - you're just -

[He growled low in his throat, it wasn't a threatening sound, more extreme frustration being vocalized. He grabbed Stiles shirt in his fists and he shook him a little to make himself feel better.]