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[mykingdom]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

Comments

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[lionheardted]

maybe for you and the other idiot.

[toobig]

im not the one who broke the interior

[lionheardted]

at least I got to the interior. the plan wasnt to play hero with the scouting legion.

[toobig]

reiner decided to stay, not me

[lionheardted]

yeah and you just went along with it like his faithful little bitch didnt you

[toobig]

im not gonna confirm or deny that

been a while since you called me his bitch tho

[lionheardted]

cuz its true.

been a while since we talked, that's why.

[toobig]

how are you texting me from inside your evangelion crystal

[lionheardted]

I kept a few essentials with me. it gets boring in here otherwise.

[toobig]

makes sense, i would too.

no food though?

[lionheardted]

don't need it. crystal is self-sustaining.

[toobig]

i guess we really don't need to eat, technically speaking...

i'd kinda miss it though...

[why do you think he's so tall?]

[lionheardted]

the taste is alright.

[ when was the last time you ate, bertl ]

[toobig]

[like ten minutes ago, probably.]

wait, you eat the crystal?

[lionheardted]

no I meant food.

the crystal just kinda tastes like crystal. there's no point.

[toobig]

crystal isn't a flavor

[lionheardted]

and you would know?

[toobig]

[Pause]

no, but im doubting it

[lionheardted]

when you get stuck in a crystal cause your friends abandoned your plan in favor of playing pretend with a bunch of children then you can tell me whether or not crystal tastes like crystal

[toobig]

we didn't... abandon you

[TEXTS SWEATILY]

don't be mad at me...

[lionheardted]

you did. but I really shouldnt be so surprised. reiner had gone native years before he went to the scouting legion.

SHOTS FIRED

[toobig]

guess who didn't help me at all with that

too busy having secret meetings with eren right?

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT SHE SAID IT

[lionheardted]

its not my job to look after you and your boyfriend

[ just gonna ignore that, bitch ]

WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[toobig]

[!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

he's not...... my boyfriend................

[lionheardted]

yeah, and I'm not the female titan. get real.

[ And well, this is a TFLN meme after all... ]

have you two had sex yet or are you waiting for me to make you do that too?