the PHONE HELL meme

[megido_flame]

t h e PHONE HELL m e m e

So. Cellular phones. They're supposed to make our lives easier. But sometimes? It just doesn't work that way.

1) Texts From Last Night
2) Damn you, Autocorrect
3) Recipient Misfire
4) Mix & Match
5) Wildcard

Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You should know how to do this by now. RNG or pick something. You can post a blank comment and let others text you about last night, or you can send a mass text for anyone to reply to.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
Fuck you, iPhone. Fuck you Android Swipe. Either sit and and wait for others to post to you from a blank tag, or just send this shit out to everyone by posting an autocorrect error.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
Uhh, wait. You didn't mean to send that to whoever you just sent that to. Oh crap!

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
You know what? Let autocorrect fuck up that TLFN you're sending to the wrong person, or hell your entire contact list!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
And none of this shit tickles your fancy, come up with one of your own. I'm sure no one gives a shit.


[copied from erre-where.]

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Mordred | Arthurian legend

[moderatus]

so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.

ohgod why am i laughing

[renovamen]

Is that a warning or an invitation?

because reasons

[moderatus]

It could be either, depending on what sort of mood you're in.

[renovamen]

Is the blanket toga mandatory?

[moderatus]

Clothing in general is optional.

[renovamen]

Yeah, count me in. File it under 'payback for that time I ran into you showering four times in a row'.

[moderatus]

I'm pretty sure at least two of those times were deliberate on your part.

[renovamen]

What can I say? I'm weak.

And not used to living with someone.

But mostly weak.

[moderatus]

Good thing I'm not shy.

[renovamen]

You won't ever have me complaining, that's for sure.

Gonna be home soon.

[moderatus]

I'll be the one in the toga. We can watch something other than New Girl if you want.

[renovamen]

I'll watch anything that keeps me from studying.

[moderatus]

That reminds me, I think I have an exam tomorrow.

[verserak]

Are you okay?

Do you need help?

Is there are reason. Is there ever a reason.

[moderatus]

Breathe, sugar, I'm fine.

[verserak]

As long as it's your blanket and your apartment, I might trust you on that.

Cupcake.

[moderatus]

The mail informs me that it's Adam's apartment.

Do we know an Adam?

[verserak]

Do you want an honest answer.

[moderatus]

Not REALLY but I think it might be best in terms of finding out how much trouble I might be in.

[verserak]

Adam's a coworker of mine. Nice guy, a little paranoid.

You might want to GTFO.

[moderatus]

Okay, Starbucks in half an hour to figure out how the hell I ended up here in the first place?

[verserak]

Count me in, cutiepie.

[moderatus]

[ And half an hour later a somewhat dishevelled-looking Mordred is sitting in his favourite spot going through his phone to see if there are any clues there, a giant cup of coffee on the table in front of him. ]

[verserak]

So, is it my Adam or another one?

[What a sweet greeting! He drops down on the seat across from Mordred, bringing his own mug of neverending caffeine and, oh glory, two chocolate chip muffins, one of which he sets down in front of his friend.]

[moderatus]

Your Adam? Is this something you and Evangeline will have to have a talk about?

[ Yes, it's a bad joke, give him a break he's barely had any of his coffee. ]