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NOTES ON THE FRIDGE

You're sharing a space: a home, an office, a Batcave, whatever. But you're busy and your schedules don't quite match up -- but you have plenty of note paper! Time to leave a note (or two)!

instructions:
- comment with your character name & canon in the subject line + if you just want one-on-one interactions (1:1) or you're open to anything (ota)
- in your top level leave a starter note - a shopping list, a reminder, just a comment, whatever you'd like
- others reply to this note!
- you can "edit" notes by copy/pasting them and striking out words, adding doodles, writing over/under, or just add another note!
- if the commenter is ota, jump in on other people's threads! maybe you're all sharing the space as a group or team! please don't jump into threads if they're marked 1:1!
- do you sign the note or leave it anonymous? do you recognise the handwriting?
- have fun!

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"Stop leaving your clothes on the floor. You don't live here. - N"

[Placed on the fridge:] Sorry to whoever had the beef bowl! I'll buy you one later ~~maybe~~ (～￣▽￣)～

[ Note is inside the fridge, on front of one of the compartments. written in crayon that says "Do Not Touch" with just a smiley face that is all sharp teeth.

And potential blood smears around the compartment itself. But feel free to ignore that part. ]

Edited 2024-03-26 00:41 (UTC)

[note is on the door either the office or the house the two of you share]

DON'T TOUCH MY SAND!!! >:(

[yes, that is an angry face on the note. and yes, there are odd piles of sand around the place.]

[It's a very late text; like someone wandered to the kitchen for a late night snack and was met with well… what the fuck is this even!?]

THIS BETTER NOT BE SOME FUCKIN ROADKILL
IN THE FUCKIN COMMUNAL FRIDGE
WTAFFFFFFUCK

(A note casually left on someone's fridge. Why is it there? Why is Garp even here? It's a mystery.)

To whomever ate the last box of donuts, know that you play a dangerous game. You put the world record of most donuts eaten at risk. Replace them.

[ OOPS. ]

Theoretically if someone touched the sand completely by accident should said person seek medical attention, does answer change if someone was wearing gloves (knitted, wool), asking for a friend

[ stuck on the board with a magnet of a cartoon raccoon eating trash that says "Pobody's Nerfect!" ]

The sand had not been tested yet, so I've personally been handling it with lab-grade gloves. It's from a foreign dimension, I don't know all of its specific properties yet.
Please record any reactions (physical, mental, emotional) for research purposes.
Congratulations on becoming part of my research into this material.

[Standing in front of the fridge with a stupefied look on his face as he reads the note.]

My beef bowl.............

[His stomach rumbles mournfully.]

WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE IT WHERE ANYONE COULD INNOCENTLY TRIP AND PUT THEIR HAND DOWN IN IT THIS CANNOT BE ETHICAL

you know what fine

7:55 AM: opted for wintermelon boba instead of coconut. clearly a sign of dimensional bad influences clouding the subject's judgement, i mean coconut is clearly the superior flavor, regret at choosing a different flavor was near instantaneous

9:27 AM: asked Fitz if he could still return his sweater. Because it was ugly. Didn't tell Fitz it was ugly but the implication was there. Would have usually just not commented but subject was feeling cranky, possibly due to being unintentionally roped into experiment, possibly because evil demon sand worms have infiltrated her brain, who can say

1:16 PM: cried because I Know It's Over came up on shuffle while doing cardio. The sand worms must really dig The Smiths. Just kidding subject always cries when hearing that song.

3:31 PM: palm itched. itched again five minutes after scratching it, likely due to psychosomatic inability to stop thinking about the sarcastically invented sand worms.

4:48 PM: Subject tossed their gloves into the incinerator because they couldn't stop thinking about sand worms. Subject would like researcher to know, she hates him very much right now and she really liked those gloves. Expect invoice soon.

5:28 PM: ALL HAIL OUR SAND WORM OVERLORDS.

5:29 PM: That was me fucking with you btw

5:30 PM: I'M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN TOMORROW DARLING CANT YOU JUST TAKE A SKIN SCRAPING OR SOMETHING JESUS CHRIST

[A note hidden within a pack of various sundries and whatnot: ]

let me kno what u find missing

(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

[On the fridge is a grocery list with various items for Aqua to pick up later...

And at the bottom of the list is a message:]

If it's not on this list, I'm not buying it.

THIS IS NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION.

[ Bold of you to assume he'd answer by text but if Angel waits by the fridge?

A shadow will slip by and smack another note on it: ]

Breakfast! :D

[ Yeap. Still written in crayon. ]

[Voice Testing, prefer Castmates]

[Like he waits for anything. Be real, but he'll notice it in the morning certainly and that wasn't really an answer Alastor. Alright, two can play this game in flouncy cursive he jots back.]

Seriously guy, if we get new guests you can NOT keep storing this shit in the fridge.
Get a mini fridge.

[And he's having breakfast now with stuff he decided was far away from the bloody drawer to be safe.]

[The first two notations have him a little excited, but then it goes on and his excitement rapidly fades. As does his patience.]

I will buy new gloves for you. (Knitted, wool)
I'll take skin, hair, and saliva samples from you tomorrow just in case, but I think you're fine.
Your sarcasm seems to be working, anyway.

[ The next note is going to take a bit. Mostly because Alastor will have to see it first. Probably when he gets some coffee for the morning.

If Angel is still there, he'll see Alastor read the note. Then open the fridge and make a show of pulling his breakfast out. Completely harmless breakfast.

It's his shadow that pops over Angel's shoulder, delivering the note as Alastor GRINS at the spider. Just. Strolling away with jazz playing in the background. ]

If you insist! Just means more for me.

[ Had that been a set up this entire time? Or had he come back down early in the morning to cook. Who can say? ]

Edited 2024-03-27 00:40 (UTC)

[ Morning is for two things: coffee and more coffee. But coffee needs cream, so he sees this helpful note.

And leaves his own.

Clean up your mess! ]

doc if my sarcasm ever stops working the sand worms or something have definitely taken over so write that down
it's FINE don't worry about the gloves (even though they were really good gloves ;_;)
I hate encouraging this but you should probably factor in that there's been weird alien tech that didn't affect me because i am sort of also weird alien tech and PUT THE SAND AWAY before someone else faceplants in it or something

[ And when Lucifer goes to pick up his cup?

There's a note now on the coffee cup.

It reads:

No. :) ]

All the more reason why I should take samples. I've been meaning to, anyway, but I had other projects prioritized.

I left a note!
The sand is fine where it is, people just need to be more careful.
DO NOT MOVE THE SAND!!!

[ Where did he even come from??

Lucifer leaves his next note beside the coffee maker:

It's gross! ]

[ Shadows move and work in mysterious ways. Another note will appear, this time on the opposite countertop:

It's perfectly harmless and edible for all, I assure you. Why not take a peek? ]

so long as you limit said samples to reasonable stuff. Simmons made noise about a spinal tap one time and that's a hard no from me chief

HEY. I was careful! I tripped! Probably because there was sand in the floor! >:[

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