Yup. [Tug tug tug. Pause at the crosswalk because safety first. Tug tug tug. Oh hay, this one has a cheery little umbrella. She lets go of his hand as she sits down, angling her chair so she can see the guy just sort of loitering there like he is waiting for something.] Oh no. He is the kind of dickhead who bought the new version of the iPhone when he already had the old one. [She looks stricken for a second and pouts.] I knew I forgot something.
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