it's like fuck or die, but you die of holiday cheer

SEXY MISTLETOE

What, did you seriously think you were gonna escape this month without a Mistletoe Meme? Pfffhahaha. Good news though, we made it sexy.

THE RULES:

Post with your character! Hmm sure is lonely standing here under the mistletoe.... :3c
Reply to to others! Before you reply...
Go to random.org and roll a single die!
1. Roll a 1? ROLLING A 1 IS A CRITICAL FAILURE. Have fail!sex.
2. Roll a 2? Anal sex!
3. Roll a 3? Vaginal sex! (M/M couples: your pick of docking or intercrural!)
4. Roll a 4? Non-penetrative sex (frot, mutual masturbation, etc.)
5. Roll a 5? Oral sex!
6. Roll a 6? Sweet smoochies. ♥
Whatever number you rolled, the mistletoe commands you to do~

You can let people know what number you rolled in the subject line of your post when you reply.

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[All prompts are ✅ but more interested in 2 if it's in conjunction with other sex acts. #6 will weird her out if it's actually normal and chaste or if she doesn't initiate, if you want to dive into her numerous psychological issues.

info, warnings, kinks etc. in journal. no characters under 16 and please no maledom scenarios. ]

(ooc: If you're interested, maybe it's the number of positions or blanketedly "until the both of you pass out" that dictates when they're released?

Totally optional, but I'm down for Five pegging Jaune)