"Ddddd-- No way." He stared with a dawning horror down at the black wolf beside him. He'd pet him. He'd contemplated nose kisses with him. What the hell was going on and who was conspiring to make him do stupid asinine things involving Derek Hale?

Whoever it was was going to get a punch to the throat. Maybe he was wrong. Maybe it was all just a giant coincidence. "Derek?" His tone was hopeful, hopeful that he was wrong.