My dad, Willis, cheated on his wife, Cat, and I'm the result of that. But they both raised me as theirs and never told me about my birth mother.

I only found out the truth after they both died. After I'd been adopted by Bruce.

[He's getting better at condensing things down. He used to ramble endlessly when telling stories... At that second question, Jay shrugs.]

I'm interested but kind of intimidated by the idea? If I actually was gonna fuck my clone, it'd probably be... I dunno, trading awkward handjobs? [He gives a dismissive, snorted laugh directed at himself.] Not exactly something to brag about, y'know?