You don't have to tie these to a tree. These are pre-packaged fortunes, each of which is destined to fall into your hands! All you have to do is read it, then draw from the wisdom it has given you. You see, mine says -

[He looks down at the tiny slip of paper and reads from it with a great flourish.]

"A truly rich life contains love and art in abundance." Ah, see! This fortune was meant for me!

[He digs through the takeout bag excitedly to find another cookie. Thankfully, the restaurant knows of his fondness for the cookies and always sends him more than he should ever need.]

Read yours, read yours!