"Right. McCall is your family," he said, smirking even as he said it. "So, does that mean I can't hit on both of you?" Not that he had plans to ask either of them out but he couldn't help himself.

He nodded, looking at his hair and considering it. "It would help," he agreed. "I mean, your look isn't bad, just kind of..." His nose wrinkled. "Youthful? I guess that's the word."

And then, because he can't help himself.

"So, are you gay?"