picturethat (
picturethat) wrote in
bakerstreet2023-07-03 12:23 pm
Meet ugly

What's worse, a socially awkward situation or a bear attack? We're putting our money on the former.
- Hey, that's my order! The food & drink place called out your name, but someone else has grabbed it! Of course you know this means war.
- Pardon our dust. When you're dumping your dustbin, or ashtray, or shaking your rug out the window, you should check that nobody's underneath you first.
- Where did you learn to eat like that? Someone else's table manners have exceeded your limit and you have to say something.
- That's MY armrest! Someone has just stuck their big caffeinated orange juice into your cupholder, or you're already locked deep in elbow-a-elbow battle.
- Going up... no, not you. When you're running for the elevator and the person inside accidentally(?) hits "close" instead of "open" -- but not soon enough. Enjoy the ride.
- You never take the last one: There is one left of this tasty treat and your hands have met--as you both try to grab for it. OF COURSE YOU KNOW THIS MEANS WAR!
- How long can you spend picking cereal? You're in a store and the other person in the aisle just isn't moving aside to let you get one thing.
- Sleep uncute: Cute in fanart, not so cute when you commandeer the shoulder of a total stranger. Hope you weren't drooling!
- Hi B...ro...billiam? You just enthusiastically said hi to someone who isn't who you thought it was. Cruelly, death is refusing to accept you into its sweet embrace.
- Wildcard! If it's a social situation it can go wrong. Use your imagination!

alina starkov . shadow & bone . ota
Iggy Koopa | Mario Brothers | ota
sandayu oda | cyberpunk 2077 | m/f
Toki Wartooth | Metalocalypse | ota
Ben / Prometheus | Legacies
Leon S Kennedy | RE4 | ota
yukari takeba 💘 persona 3/4AU.
Magne Hikiishi | My Hero Academia | OTA
becca ~ original ~ ota