Your lap's where I belong

[romancereturns]

IN YOUR LAP



Some things don't need explanations. Chicken wings. Wonderful weather. Guilty pleasures like Michael Bay movies. This meme is one of those things. It's simple: one character is in another's lap, and eventually the two get hot and heavy. Whether it's a friend sitting on a lap because there's no room, couples cuddling, or a stripper giving a lap dance, one thing will lead to another...after all, the loss of personal space can certainly set actions (and more) in motion.

Prompts

1. Innocent Lap Sitting: It's just a friendly gesture. Maybe you're enjoying a movie or a dinner together. Nothing wrong with that!
2. Romantic Canoodling: You two are spending some time together, and there's no way to be closer than to snuggle up in your lover's lap.
3. Out of Necessity: No more room on the bench, in the booth, or on the couch? There's a place on their lap.
4. Amateur Lap Dance: Just something sexy between lovers. Or maybe more silly than sexy.
5. Professional Lap Dance: Better break out the ones. This lap dance will cost you.
6. Dare: Nobody ever thought you'd get this close and personal, so they pushed you into doing it.
7. Pointed: They said you couldn't turn them on so easily. Challenge accepted.
8. Accidental: Oops, you've fallen! Good thing this lap was there.
9. Step Back I Feel a Little Poke: Wait. What's this? Maybe you should wiggle your hips a little to find out.
10. Lovemaking Lapsitting: Riding someone while they're sitting up can make the rider feel powerful, since they're on top, but the one being ridden may notice just how soft and small they are...and embrace them out of instinct.

Comments

Yelena Belova | MCU | OTA

[tookthebaton]

Yuko 'Shamiko' Yoshida | The Demon Girl Next Door | OTA

[shadowmistress]

lan xichen, the untamed

[lanclan]

april o'neil | bayverse tmnt

[jumpsuitless]

lil katzen | oc catgirl | f/m

[lilkatzen]

[A lap is her favorite place.]

Bandou Saburouta | K | OTA

[pettymuch]

Natsuki | Doki Doki Literature Club | F/F

[expressionexpress]

[ pass on smut options. she's just very small and i wanna see her sit in somebody's lap. ]

Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd | Fire Emblem: Three Houses | ota

[hauntedking]

some amount of like 1/2/6

[weedeater]

Is this actually comfortable? I mean, we're both... bony.

[ It's not uncomfortable, really. Not like they're both skeletons.

Natsuki's in Ryo's lap reading her cute girly manga while Ryo tries to read a dark violent shounen around her.

The bony part might not be the uncomfortable bit here. ]

chris pike | star trek snw

[primedirectives]

[ eyes that captain's chair ]

y’shtola rhul — ffxiv.

[shtola]

[thenumberone]

[ the chair.

with most of the crew on shore leave and the ship docked for modest repairs, there was no better time like the present for una to take advantage of sitting in the chair. which, she would have done, except it was already occupied.

she doesn't look guilty. not really. ]

I thought you'd be off the ship with everyone else.

kaveh | genshin impact

[blueprinter]

yennefer | the witcher | ota

[asorceress]

kamisato ayato / genshin impact / m/m

[cutflowers]

zhou zishu ( word of honor ) m/m

[disclaim]

midnight | arknights | ota

[unrequite]

romeo laurito | original

[awoooooo]

kaname chidori | FMP! | ota

[slapstick]

persephone | changeling: the lost oc | ota

[joies]

[ She's 6'2 so if they're not tall it might be a bit cramped...

But also means plenty of room to sit on her lap instead. ]

jessica jones — ( 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒗𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒕 ) — m/f

[hisjessica]

yukari takeba 💘 persona 3/4AU.

[snipers]

gregor | limbus company | ota 21+

[blattella]

[lap-sized roach man will flip his shit when sat in a lap, despite enjoying it. get his touch-starved ass]

Angela "Mercy" Ziegler | Overwatch | ota

[salty_valkyrie]

3 & 8

[slapstick]

[ to claim the train was a little over crowded would be a massive understatement... in truth, it was probably well over capacity by this point, but it's not like this sort of thing was unusual for this time of day. most people were either on their way to work or school, and Kaname was no exception. she'd been in such a rush this morning after having accidentally overslept- mornings are hard with low blood pressure- and she'd only just barely made the train in time. of course, that meant all of the available seats were already taken. not that she minded standing, but given how drowsy she felt it didn't lend to balancing very well... which is why the lightest shove and jerk of the train had her stumbling back, tripping over the bag at her feet and toppling onto Bandou's lap.


.......GOOD MORNING???? ]