[oh snap son]

[Kanji will feel a slight whipping of air and Yosuke's hand makes a chopping motion just above the top of his head]

That's why I said it was a HUGE if! But we'd be total heroes! [he rolls on his back and holds hands in front of him (even though he knows Kanji can't see it)] Imagine... "Group of Super High School kids save Yasoinaba!" It would be so cool!

... Dude, you suck at this at bit.