my inside blood is outside

[ladys_night]

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

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INJURIES
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

vash ( trigun stampede )

[unabsolved]

( prefs ?¿ )

Vash | trigun stampede

[droughty]

kaveh | genshin impact

[blueprinter]

Dal — original — ota

[safesex]

[ either role, injured party or caretaker. okay with assumed cr. cw, info & permissions ]

yin han ( new york memoirs )

[countlessly]

( prefs/info & warnings )

Padmé Amidala | Star Wars | ota

[democratically]

Nilou | Genshin Impact

[lotusdancer]

haibara, yu | jujutsu kaisen

[heartwarmingly]

seele ʚїɞ honkai star rail

[siyl]

cyrus n. kuga | the marginal service | ota

[cokedoctor]

[ literally his job, but hey, maybe he's the one who got hurt for once? ]

Wanda Maximoff | MCU | OTA

[scarletchaos]

[Open to either role! Mutual healing is also always welcome. OTA, canon, cross canon, assumed CR, etc.]

Fiona Marlowe | Original

[incendiaria]

[Has healing magic and was studying to become a nurse, so she's pretty good at patching people up! Down for her being a grumpy cat of a patient or mutual healing too. OTA, and permissions and info in her journal!]

alhaitham ( genshin impact )

[equipollent]

eddie munson | (63) stranger things

[polemical]

tighnari — genshin impact

[nemophilous]

( fine w/ it being more severe too tbh. m/m )

margaery tyrell | asoiaf/got | ota

[neverbedded]

Rebecca Bluegarden | Eden Zero | M/F

[catleaping]

din djarin | (modern au) mandalorian

[rakseb]

[ voicetesting ]

sansa stark | asoiaf/got | ota

[eyried]

Kara Danvers | Supergirl (DCTV) | ota banter, m/f for it to go anywhere

[wapow]

[Either role works! Kara gets sick when exposed to green kryptonite, and she basically becomes a normal human when she exhausts her Solare Flare power. Same deal happens when she's exposed to a red sun.]

[lotusdancer]

[ 'allo! Would you be interested in a thread with Nilou? either being the injured party, I'm not picky ]

kaveh | genshin impact

[merlot]

[ m/m; preferences. open to kaveh being the injured or the caretaker! ]

Xiao | Genshin Impact

[likedreams]

[equipollent]

[ hey there! and yes, absolutely. alhaitham's bedside manners leave a lot to be desired, but he could probably patch her up, if you'd like! ]

Shinobu Jacobs | No More Heroes 3

[rippedoff]

[As both of her arms are prosthetic, doing minor repairs on those is also an applicable option for her (as well as the normal options)! But otherwise I'm good with her either being hesitant to accept help or being a snarky caretaker.

25+ dudes only for shipping, but wide open for gen!]