The Random Scenario Meme v. 3.0

[merlymrys]

THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0


- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.
- Have fun!

TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!



ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honor → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.



ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.



CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.



FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?



GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.



SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hate sex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knife play, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?


[ Taken from HERE ]

Comments

[chainedclock]

I think our best bet would be Wayne Enterprises. I'm sure we could find rooms there in which we could barricade the zombies. And we would have an arsenal to depend on. Therefore, we kill two birds with one stone.

[She remains mum toward his response to her approach on zombie-dispatching once the undead crows arrive, pulling out a MAC-10 to mow several of them down. She does, however, leave him with one more ominous morsel for thought as she reloads:]

I respect your personal code, but keep in mind that there may not be a cure.

[fatherangeldust]

[It was time then.]

Dae ye know why Ah summoned ye...?

[He stared down at her, and might have seemed rather frightening. His voice didn't help ease this feeling either. It was rather short and almost demanding of her, rather than a soft spoken question.]

[chainedclock]

They're rather disturbingly intelligent. Or rather, the leader is.

[Homura merely nods at his thanks as she puts away the Grief Seed. She's not terribly accustomed to gratitude, having fought alone for quite some time now. She finds it vaguely pleasant, however, and refreshing. This boy doesn't seem to know anything about Magical Girls, which spares her a lot of unnecessary drama.

When she walks over to him, she offers him a hand.]

Are you alright?

[Although she's also vaguely surprised he isn't asking questions.]

[bays]

Oh yeah. Probably already home eatin' crisps and watching the Antiques Roadshow.

[Which is what they should be doing. Tom stands, dusting himself off. It's not much of an improvement.]

And I'll take that reward, thank you very much.

[wolfishsurvivalist]

[Confusion instantly switched to panic as she flinched back and screamed from instinct alone, her frayed nerves already wound tightly from the relentless assault, and she had no idea that Hol could actually see her assailant.

Flinching, she brought up her arms, gripping her head as if to defend her ears as she ducked against the wall.

The creature that clung to her noticed him, though. It rose up, unfolding to reveal a dozen more dark feelers, spreading them like a rearing spider in a display of aggression. It was expecting a fight of some kind, not having its prey torn from its grasp.

Then again, Mika wasn't expecting that either.]

[wolfishsurvivalist]

[Head ducked, she watched him from beneath her shaggy bangs and the edge of her hood, her ears still flicked back even as her tail began wagging hopefully as he finally spoke. An ear twitched toward him as she considered his words, then a faint shake of her head.]

No, Father Anderson. What do you need me for today?

[iorhael]

Frodo Baggins, and I am already at your service!

[the smiles he shoots over his shoulder quickly changes into surprise]

..Thorin, did you say? As in one Thorin Oakenshield? And Kili of his company?

[kilimanjaro]

[Kili's smile is equally surprised.]

That's me, but did you say Baggins?

[It's been ages since they've seen Bilbo! Which was partially their reason for coming by the Shire, in hopes of bumping into their burglar. He'd left without even saying goodbye to the boys (not that they could have returned it, they were both in a bad way)]

thinking 11 with a side of 1... sorry so late. work sucks.

[ex_inflamer908]

The plus side to answering to a telepath is that you didn't always have to actually check in to share what was needed. The downside was he hears just about everything else in your head, including those parts where you're actually into the work you do, even if you're doing all the bad things for the right reason.

A little verbal sleight of hand had gotten an agreement to stay out of his head most of the time, but that didn't mean he didn't still have to face having a handler.

Kitty Pryde.

John hadn't argued it but that didn't mean he was going to make life easy for her either.

Sneaking into the mansion was usually easier than most might think, but for John that night it was a bit harder. Mostly because he was nursing a dislocated shoulder he'd slammed back in place and a gash to his arm that had finally stopped bleeding.

Still he made his way through the mansion, working to avoid everyone, including Kitty, as he made his way to a bathroom.

[babyfaces]

[He opens his eyes slightly when he feels something light and almost silky touching against his face and realizes then that she unbraided her hair. There was something almost...mystical about the way she looked without those pigtails. She always had them tied like that since they were young and he remembers always wondering why she didn't cut her hair if she wanted it out of her way. In the back of his mind, he's glad she didn't. She looked like a goddess from an old folktale, the kind who would grant aid to weary men or kill them just the same, when she let her hair down. She was simply stunning in every way to him.

But fuck was she being rough with him. The friction felt wonderful but straining at the same time and it's driving him mad. The more she grinds against him the more he wants to take his damn underwear off and --]

Mmhpeko, wait. [He muttered breathlessly, regrettably taking his hand off her hair and putting it firmly on her shoulder and squeezing it to get her attention.]

6:10 i guess goddamn

[goddamnironman]

[ these arrangements had settled nicely. a little steam and aggression blown off in the best way for both of them which essentially was rough and frequent sex. of course, with a touch of tony's kinks and his infinite patience with attempting to get loki to comply. and though it took some coaxing, tony is infinitely pleased with himself for convincing loki to drag on some fishnet thigh-highs. he was only supposed to be watching from the bed, but he can't help himself, reaching out to help with the garter clips, fingertips slipping beneath the top of the stocking. ]

You look good.

[ he says low and mild, tinged with a little mockery he can't help. tony's hands turn to curve up loki's hips, thumbs now slipping beneath the thin sides of his panties, drawing him forward so he could kiss his navel, then higher, above his belly button. all in all, tender gestures though there was no tenderness between them. they knew the score, this was fucking for fucking alone. his eyes glance up but his mouth remains there, murmuring against skin, ]

How does it feel?

hiya! And no worries, enthusiasm is a bonus! :)

[riverborntorun]

[River gets up from her office chair, holding out her hand and firmly grasping the girl's hand to shake.] Pleasure to finally meet you, Miss Oswald.

[She keeps her countenance friendly, analyzing the girl for a first impression. Young, pretty thing. Interesting name. Good demeanor so far.] So - I suppose I might as well be forward with you. I'm really not the assistant type, so this is going to be a bit of an...experiment for me. But I do take my work very seriously, and I would hope that anyone coming into this will treat it the same.

Do you think you're prepared for that?

perfection

[sthenic]

((Breathing truly became difficult around him; the feeling of being swept away overlapping girlish anxiety: is her make up alright, does her breath smell okay, did her hair fall back into place the way she knew Shizuo liked. Her eyes close as his lips press against her head, a smile creeping onto her lips coupled with the faintest coo of laughter.

She shifts with him as they settle in together, drawing her own arm around them both as she pulls the blanket closer to their chins. Her breathing becomes deep and slow, afraid that too great a breath might blow away the fleeting moment. Her fingers move in gentle circles over his spine.

Even after this long, colour fills her cheeks and her eyes turn away when he says that, her teeth showing as she giggles to herself.)) Oh yeah? ((After a moment, her eyes shift back to his gaze,)) I think I'm.. pretty lucky too.

[hitfromthehill]

Maria sighed, reaching up to pinch the bridge of her nose. She personally felt that this was more headache than it was worth, but it didn't matter how she felt about things.

"You have to have some idea, Dum Dum," she told him, her voice softening only a little. She didn't want to continue this, and she didn't want any harm to come to Dum Dum. The only way she could ensure that was if he talked. "Any information would help."

[mischieving]

[maybe tony thinks somehow he's got loki to submit to him and bend to his wills and his preferences, and it's partially true. and yet it's essential to understand that for now loki is merely indulging tony, having his fill while this liaison is entertaining and beneficial to him. and while he feels nothing for tony as an individual, there is pleasure and respect to the fact that he's exceptionally good at this. never a dull moment, anyhow.

it takes more convincing than usual for loki to don the silky, feminine items laid out before him. but ultimately he doesn't balk at the request and instead relishes the feel of a fine garment against his skin, looking down at tony with a hint of amusement behind his eyes.]

I'm aware.

[of course he looks good--loki makes due with all that he has before him no matter what the circumstance. he thought that much was obvious. still, he feigns a slightly blasé expression as he idly lets one of his knees rest dangerously close between tony's legs, one patent leather high heel hanging off the bed.]

Naturally nowhere near as luxurious as I am accustomed to, but I concede you bestow your whores with adequate undergarments.

[that was harsh, but he presses forward just enough to make up for it before leaning down and adding a little more quietly in tony's ear with just as much false tenderness:]

Soft. Liberating. And yet, I am keenly aware one of these items will make its way to the floor shortly. So perhaps--a waste.

[hitfromthehill]

"Really? That's inconvenient," she sighed, riding the elevator up. She just didn't really feel like leaving her room. Still, the food did sound great. "I'll have to figure something out."

At the very least, the little mandarin she knew had been holding up. It wasn't the best, of course, but she was getting by. Of course, she hadn't ventured too far out yet, except for with the mission. Maybe someday she'd actually try to come back here on her own time.

[cutdown]

[ She's so completely focused on rocking against him, carried away by the stimulation, and she just wants to continue like that, keep going until she--... Suddenly her attention is diverted, and she refocuses upon him, blinking as though emerging from a trance. She pulls up a little, arms braced against the bed, and stares down at him, her face shadowed by the veil of long silver hair hanging down over her shoulders. She halts her movements, going perfectly still, balanced precariously over his hips, his cock pressing up between her legs. What could he want? ]

Wh... [ Her voice doesn't seem to be working properly. The sound is barely a whimper. She swallows, tongue swabbing her lips, trying in vain to pull herself together. This lack of self-control is utterly unlike her. ] Y-young master...?

[goddamnironman]

[ even tamed, he had a sharp tongue. if this could be considered tamed anyway and guilty, tony knew he was off somewhere causing shit otherwise but frankly, it stopped being his problem the second loki stepped foot off earth. a hand slips upward, curving over his hip and reaching to press fingers up his spine. the guy probably had nearly half a foot on him (even more with those heels) and here he is, playing nice in panties. ]

Some of it can stay on.

[ the thigh highs at the very least. maybe he could just slip the panties aside-- it'd be a shame to tear them up. he makes a thoughtful nose, tilting up to nose the edge of his jaw, fingers dipping back down now, slow and easy, ]

How do you want it tonight?

[ his hand curves over his ass now before slipping fingers beneath the fabric, cupping a bare asscheek lovingly, ]

Give? Take? [ a chaste little kiss beneath his ear, mild and mocking, ] Missionary so we can cry about our feelings? From behind so you can pretend I'm someone else?

[liugan]

[ She's accustomed to it, that's all her smile means. Honestly, Loki's tempted to just cut it right off her face - but that would be counter productive. And she knows it. She knows he has to keep her alive.

But she doesn't need all the details. Nor does she need entirely true facts. ]

You think your word is the only thing that will lead me to what is mine? [ Tch. ] How do you think I found it in the first place? I stumbled across it? I asked around? A book of that power sends out a signal to those trained to hear it, you could bury it a thousand feet underground and I would know the exact location of it.

[ But still, he sighs. He reaches into his coat, retrieving one of his knives and tracing his fingertip along the blade's edge. Or well- his clone does. ]

I was keeping you here because I was hoping you would at least make it easier for me, for old time's sake. [ he lifts the blade, arm outstretched, aiming. ] Seems I was mistaken.

[ and after a pause: ] I like your eyes.

[stickofmyown]

"Not a lick." Resting an arm against the glass Dum Dum took a moment to sigh into the worn material of his shirt, the sound bitter and tired.
"I can't help you Hill and all the rest of the boys will tell you the same."

SEX! 10 and 3. AIN'T NO SUNSHINE VERSE!

[recruited]

It was easy for him to find comfort these days. With SHIELD asking for help that meant he was around the employees more than he would have liked most days. Some of the agents were a little stiff and not exactly fun to be around, but some weren't completely horrible. He could stand Coulson, but not when he was fanboying and looking at Steve like he hung the moon and stars. Something happened when the majority of his friends and family just kicked off. Steve stopped caring about the small stuff that came with being Captain America. He stopped caring about a lot of things though to be honest. All it really did was get him good and riled up. He tried to cut through it with distractions. Alcohol never was an option, but that didn't stop Steve from trying. After all these years he still had yet to discover a way for him to drink properly and get drunk. That didn't mean he didn't smell like booze when he came to debriefings. Sometimes Clint made jokes that Tony was arriving on time for once, but with a quick glare from Steve he got quiet.

Tonight was quickly turned into something a little riskier with a few short comments. Talking with Commander Hill was always amusing for Steve. She was very much a control freak in every sense of the word and Steve didn't see the point. Sure a good plan could be beneficial, but it could also be a pain in the fucking ass. Still he enjoyed her to a certain extent. She was a little loud and a little scary to some, but Steve didn't mind it. She looked good in the uniform. That was the benefit of allying himself with Steve. The recruits looked very good in their uniforms. Especially the ones who went on frequent power trips.

He didn't expect this much force to be behind such a small lady, but there it was. This was a Tony Stark event and he never expected to run into her here, but apparently Fury had other plans. Steve was coaxed into coming by Tony. It was hard to say no to the guy especially because he knew him when he was a kid. He used to get 'Uncle Steve' do anything he asked. Now wasn't any different. One thing led to another after some drinking and hushed yelling in the corner. Before either one of them realized there was kissing and lots of groping. His place was too far and he didn't wanna go to her place. That meant a public bathroom was the next logical step which was where they were currently.

<3333333333333333

[heorot]

Maybe. But do you really want to deal with his moping if he loses?

[ Because James most certainly doesn't. Not at all. ]

If we're lucky they'll get distracted with something else.

I'm going to want to throw myself off a bridge by the end of this aren't I

[hitfromthehill]

Maria had always had a great deal of respect for Steve Rogers. How could she not? The man was a goddamned legend. He was a good soldier and an incredible asset. Still, he could be a little abrasive at times. Not that she could blame the guy, with as much as he'd seen. He'd watched all of his friends die and still looked like he hadn't aged a day since he'd been administered the serum. She could understand how something like that could weigh on a guy. He was kind of a dick sometimes, but she could at least understand.

She caught him looking, sometimes. She didn't know exactly how she felt about it. The man was wildly good looking, there was no denying that, and she was fairly certain that the reason it made her feel so uncomfortable was because there was a part of her that wanted it. There was something dangerous about him and Maria couldn't deny that she was drawn to that. Never mind that it was completely out of the question.

The party hadn't been something she'd really anticipated. She hadn't even wanted to go in the first place, but Fury had asked her to attend to help represent SHIELD. He'd made it pretty clear that it was not optional and so there she was, heels and dress and all. One minute she was pretending to be interested in something Coulson was saying, and the next she'd had a little too much to drink and Steve was dragging her away to one of the public bathrooms. He'd made her mad, that's all she could really remember, and there had been yelling and then there had been a lot of kissing. She wasn't sure how one had bled into the other but she was well-prepared to let him feel all her frustration.

"I hope you know how to use this, Rogers," she hissed at him, just as she'd unbuttoned the fly of his pants to slip her hand into his boxers. Her lips were a little swollen already from kissing him, her cheek stinging slightly from his beard.

[hitfromthehill]

"You're serious?" she asked him, slightly baffled. She knew that if anyone had any kind of information, it would have been Dum Dum. Then again, it wasn't inconceivable that Fury would have deliberately left Dugan out of the loop. He wouldn't have wanted to make Dum Dum a target. That didn't mean that Dum Dum didn't have any good guesses in him, and he was still being difficult in that regard.

"Dum Dum, I know you have loyalties," she told him, taking a deep breath. "But I'm trying to help you. If they decide you're more of a problem than you're worth, I can't do anything about that. My hands will be tied. You know that, don't you?"

[wolftamer_stilinski]

"Yeah right, a babysitter. Do you know anyone who's qualified for werewolves turned into children?" Stiles sighed. "No, we don't need a babysitter, we need to find whoever did this and ask them to make it back! And this is a huge problem, Derek...!" he rambled as he flailed his arms around. Meanwhile he was watching Scott trying to force some candy on Derek and failing. It's not supposed to be cute. No. Not at all. No no no.

Because Stiles so didn't want his best friend to start over his life like this. It was a bad idea. And he would slap Derek if he knew what the werewolf was planning with Scott right now.