"Ya know, people don't know we're related when we're like," He waves his hand about to indicate the cape and mask, "So people actually do 'throw that in' when they're gossiping about us."

Of course, Tim would know this, Tim's current boyfriend is glued to those Batman conspiracy forums all the time. He gets to hear plenty of bat-shit crazy stuff about what their family totally gets up to.

"Bruce scared all my friends away. They're not coming into the city until the trauma has worn off," and the cowards had run off the second B had turned up and left him with the consequences. So their punishment was all movie nights were now seen through the Kent's tiny old CRT tv.