talk to me, dance with me.

[shitglasses]

the FIRST LINE OF DIALOGUE meme

• generate some dialogue.
• stick it in your top level.
• respond to others.
• have fun! or don't. i'm not the boss.

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[fourtuity]

Then what is?

[ She's looking at a selection of stamps, so might as well pick out something that would be his type. ]

[tokihanate]

The gentle, mature, busty type? [ ...In females anyway... ]

[fourtuity]

Well, Alice is really hot so I get it.

[ She frowns, obviously thinking in extremes. ]

Heck, do they even sell stamps like that? Sounds like it'd be skirtin' a whole bunch of stuff.

[tokihanate]

Well, maybe. I wouldn't know. Who sends physical mail in this day and age? [ Shouldn't this be coming from her? Also, he wants to say, don't encourage him, but that's probably too truthful. ]

[fourtuity]

Who? Um, you, old man? I thought you wanted to send something.

[ Tilting her head to the side, she's looking at him like he grew another head. ]

[tokihanate]

This is a package. It's different.

[fourtuity]

Hmm, it is?

[ She blinks, mulling over that. ]

I...guess so? Technically.

[ Hmm, brain wave. Clover gestures towards the pen and paper still around. ]

Then why not pack a letter with the package?

[tokihanate]

Sure. He'll be suspicious either way anyway.

How about:

Dear loser, I mean, handsome.

I've been admiring you from a far and see that you haven't been eating enough. You should have some of this to replenish your strength!

Sincerely,
Your secret admirer xoxo

Sound good?

[fourtuity]

Okay, that's actually pretty funny, so I'll let it pass.

[ She rolls her eyes at that, yet she starts writing that anyway. Apparently she's in a pranking mood. ]

But isn't there anything else you wanted to say?

[tokihanate]

Hmm, like what? [ He doesn't need to say anything to someone who left him, you know! ] Shouldn't you contribute something too instead?

[fourtuity]

Oh, I'll definitely add something for fun later. As for what...

[ Clover peers up at him from where she's writing, squinting her eyes slightly. ]

I dunno! Call it intuition, but I just get the feeling you wanted to say something I shouldn't be hearing. Or seeing in this case.

[ Nodding to herself like that makes perfect sense. ]

[tokihanate]

[ He's in complete denial about everything ever, so... ]

Or maybe you've read or watched too much media, and now you're overanalyzing.

[fourtuity]

Hehehe, I got it right. Of course you'd be sentimental at your age, old man.

[ She does not actually know how old he is. ]

[tokihanate]

Wouldn't you be lucky to be sentimental at an old age?

[fourtuity]

Huh. If I live that long, I guess.

[ She's not exactly unaware how much of a magnet for trouble she is. ]

[tokihanate]

Reckless, are you? You never know, though. The world is full of possibilities.

[fourtuity]

Yeah, yeah. Like the possibility of you trying to distract me by changing the subject?

[tokihanate]

You're the one who started it, little missy.

[fourtuity]

Nuh-uh, I was just asking something totally normal! You're totally doing the equivalent of playground hair pulling towards this dude.

[tokihanate]

You're the one who asked for a loser.

[fourtuity]

Oh yeah, I did.

[ ... ]

Wait, that's your type?!

[tokihanate]

...You're really jumping through a lot of hoops here.

[fourtuity]

Am I? I didn't even speculate on whether it's unrequited or not!

[tokihanate]

It feels like you just want to waste time by prying into my... acquaintances.

[fourtuity]

Ah, yes, acquaintances. And totally not a torrid love affair.

[ As she says that, she makes air quotes with her hands. Spill the tea already, she wants juicy gossip! Or just to mess with him. Either works, really. ]