Swipe swipe swipe

[reversesock]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Comments

Finn McNamara ▲ Life is Strange 2 | OTA

[drawl]

Finn(19) 420 🌿💨 Stop asking about my hotter friend. I have feelings.

✓       ✕

Dr. Robotnik | Sonic Movies | OTA 21+

[evilgrows]

DOCTOR ROBOTNIK (NUNYA) World's greatest genius. Tech revolutionary. True visionary. Latte aficionado. Killer music taste, killer machines. Your future ruler, so prepare yourself. Not here by choice. It's a long story and I'm not telling it. Scroll and move on.

✓       ✕

Ruby | Alchemy Stars | OTA

[sofarfromhere]

RUBY (18) Explorer Queen of the Rediesel Desert It's a big world and I'm gonna see every last mile of it Wanna tag along?

✓       ✕

✓

[new_wave]

I have to admit, there is something very attractive about an adventurer. How much of the world have you seen so far?

✓

[neverdisappointed]

Okay, I'll bite: which is supposed to be the hotter friend?

[drawl]

The one without white boy dreads.
DON'T UNMATCH YET

Tim Drake | DC | OTA

[prettyredbird]

Red Robin (18) Sorry babe, the mask stays on during sex. Please don't add me just to say "Yum". I get it, okay?

✓       ✕

[neverdisappointed]

I wasn't planning on it. Being "hot" is subjective, so I was just curious about where your personal aesthetics lie.

[drawl]

Okay.
Sounds promising.
So, am I your type?

[neverdisappointed]

Remains to be seem. But I like that you're up-front.

I'd go so far as to call you blunt, but given the first thing you jotted down, that would just be a bad pun.

anabel | pokemon | m/f

[latiosite]

ANABEL (28) I like a good challenge. Hello, I am the chief of the International Police and looking for someone to enjoy my time off with. I enjoy puzzles, fashion, and simple things like good weather or a hot cup of coffee. If you think we could have potential, please message me.

✓ ✕

[drawl]

Don't ever sell yourself short on a perfectly executed pun.
So few possess the skill
and those that do don't usual look as good as you.

[neverdisappointed]

Listen, when your preferred name is MJ, you hear your fair share of marijuana puns, so it's not so much skill as my working off of a large catalogue of stuff I've picked up over the years.

And white boy dreads don't usually look good on anyone, but it works for you. Same for the face tats, weirdly enough.

Blair Astor | OC | OTA

[optimate]

Blair Astor (19) I'm looking for reasons to delete this app. Hopefully, that's you. 😘

✓       ✕

[drawl]

lol that's actual hilarious.

[ And truthfully, he is laughing out loud. It's not often that he isn't laughing at someone else's expense on this accursed app. ]

Aw, I appreciate that.
Must be like getting a glimpse of a fucking unicorn.

So, I gotta know.
Do you partake for namesake's sake?
I always got good shit and I always share.

[neverdisappointed]

Sorry to disappoint, but I've never smoked.
I've got nothing against it and would try it if a safe opportunity cropped up, but being focused on school my whole life means it never really crossed my radar.
Maybe once I can reasonably trust you're not a serial killer, I might take you up on that.

kunimi akira | hq!!

[kunimeh]

Kunimi Akira (16) #13 seijoh vbc 🏐 swipe --> if u like naps and sharing your snacks swipe <-- if u like shiratorizawa

✓      ✕

Loki | DΩGMA

[endofworldfuck]

Loki (10000) Lonely Fallen Angel looking for company. Extra points if you're an immortal aswell.

✓ ✕

jyn erso || rogue one || ota

[made_of_stars]

[Someone may be trying to troll said small, angry menace. ooc: I prefer serious replies only unless you're K-2, please.]

Jyn Erso (22) small, angry menace. rebellions are built on hope.

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cassian andor || rogue one || ota

[rebellionbuilt]

[Some droid has taken it upon himself to set this up. ooc: I prefer serious replies only unless you're K-2, please.]

Cassian Andor (26) Collector of jackets. Travels often. Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.

✓       ✕

rey || star wars || ota

[see_the_stars]

[ooc; prefer serious replies, please.]

Rey (20) just trying to find where i belong.

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ben solo || star wars || ota

[in_the_grey]

[Someone may or may not be trolling him ... ooc: prefer serious replies, please, unless you're a canonmate.]

Ben Solo (30) gentle. understanding. tall.

✓       ✕

bodhi rook || rogue one || ota

[bravenough]

[Some droid somewhere is most certainly patting his own back over this. ooc: I prefer serious replies only unless you're K-2, please]

Bodhi Rook (25) I'm the pilot.

✓       ✕

rose tico || star wars || ota

[what_we_love]

[ooc; prefer serious replies, please.]

Rose Tico (24) It may sound cliche, but I love to learn - so tell me something interesting.

✓       ✕

Kate Bishop | MCU/D+ | OTA

[hawk_shot]

Kate (22) Some people say I’m the world’s greatest archer, for real.🏹😬 Fan of all kinds of pizza but pepperoni has a special place in my heart. Gotta love dogs and if your favorite Avenger is Hawkeye that’s 10 points to your Hogwarts house.

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