Thrown into the fire

[flyinghigh]

THE FUCK OR DIE MEME

Aaah, the sound of birds chirping outside your bedroom window. The sun is shining in through the windows. That weird collar around your neck is ticking, ready to self destuct soon. You crack your eyes open.
....Wait. How did that collar get there? What is this? It cannot come off, no matter how hard you pull at it.
And something else has happened.. you don't even know where you're at! This doesn't look like your house or your bed at all! There are no telephones, no cell service, no help.
What exactly is going on--?!
Well, the only thing you find is a note that says: Fuck the nearest person or die in three hours.
So, do you think you can do this? If you're up for it, read the rest!

THE RULES:

1. Post with your character with their name, series, and preferences in the comment title. They've just woken up on an unknown bed in an unknown building with an explosive collar around their neck with no memory of the night before.
2. Comment around to other characters. Everybody has the same collar; everybody got the same note. Bro, they're in the same WTF boat as you. Maybe help eachother out?
3. Fuck or die.
4. If you both successfully have sex, both collars will deactivate and deattach on their own. Good luck, kiddos.

Comments

France // Axis Powers Hetalia // Absolutely anything goes ♥

[france]

Ryoki | Fire Candy | OTA

[halfcow]

Britta Perry | Community

[britta_ftw]

Charles Xavier [AU] | XMFC | OTA

[brokenoptimism]

Quinn Fabray ♔ Glee

[ambitious]

Izaya Orihara | Durarara!! | OTA

[knifedances]

Sam Winchester | Supernatural | Open to All

[exorcising]

i hope this is okay SOB...

[igirisu]

[ if he didn't have sex within two hours he'd be dead, thanks to that stupid collar.

there was only one other person with the collar he knew, and one other person who would be willing enough to do it ]

You've got to be out of your mind!

anteros | greek mythology | ota

[requited]

The Master | Doctor Who

[taptap_taptap]

Germania | Hetalia | OTA

[germani]

jophiel the archangel | biblical and jewish lore

[treeoflife]

Zoey | Left 4 Dead

[genresurvivor]

Portugal | Axis Powers Nyotalia(?)

[sheshipsit]

Kael'thas Sunstrider | Warcraft | Open

[belore]

[fromseatoshiningsea]

[He has to - to do it with someone or he'll die?! What?! But- That's twisted! That's so weird! What the hell?! Seriously?!

America gives France a very serious look.

Man, he's totally boned.]

Okay, France. We gotta do this. So... S-so just let the hero handle the whole thing!

no playing my otp with me is not okay never ever

[france]

No, not at all. In fact, I am the sanest person in the room right now. [ Don't mind France reclining, fully nude, legs crossed as he smiles at the familiar Englishman. ]

I am simply making a proposition to you so that you do not die. But if you would prefer, I could leave you to die and go find someone else?

[ Nonchalantly: ] It makes little difference to me.

[france]

[ A raise of the brow. ]

The hero? C'est vrai? D'accord, I will allow the 'hero' to handle everything. Here, please, start. [ brb stripping faster than you can say "lady liberty's tits!" ]

I will let you do whatever you please, Mérique. [ He knows he's probably going to have to take control in about five minutes, but why not some entertainment before the main course. ]

loki | thor

[traitors]

Russia | Axis Powers Nyotalia | OTA

[bolshevik]

Karina Lyle [Blue Rose] | Tiger & Bunny | OTA

[maybe_a_morning_glory]

haha

[igirisu]

[ if it was any other day, england would have rather died then shag france.

but this was actually happening ]

Wanker... don't you dare.

[ he could feel his face getting hot ]

Fine, idiot. It's not because I want to. So don't think it's because I like you.

[france]

[ A roll of the eyes. ] Spare me your melodrama, Angleterre. [ LOL OK CAUSE HE IS SO ONE TO TALK ]

Regardless of the reason, you could try to make this pleasant, Arthur. [ Ar-tyeur. That's how Arthur's name sounds as it falls from France's lips, a delicate memory as the Frenchman rises to his feet and stalks over to his prey of the night. ]

There is no need to be so... aah, hostile, tu sais. [ A hand on Arthur's shoulder and a smirk. ] It is not like I will hold this against you.

[ LOL LIES BUT W/E??? ] Now, how shall we do this, mon petit Angleterre? [ Leaning in to nuzzle his nose against the crook of England's neck. He's not gonna just do this. He's gonna do this right. [

I'm a horrible person, I have no excuses for this.

[ourdarklady]

[She doesn't like orders. At all. Particularly when she's not the one handing them out.

Besides that, she isn't truly worried. She notes in a discontent tone, mostly to herself as she holds the note aloft in one hand.]

A foolish waste of time.

Maria Renard | Castlevania | OTA

[moonlitsong]