[She scoffs, rolling her eyes, tilting her head a little so it's harder to see the smile she's trying to keep down.] You could say "you're welcome," asshole. Or, better yet, "just kidding, Lydia, I think you're great. So great, in fact, that I'm going to make it a point from here on out to use your actual name when I talk to you, instead of referring to you by your hair color."