shoutout to my boy, [REDACTED]

[anon_jigen]

FIVE THINGS



The Rules:
1. Post with your characters name/canon and write 5 IC things about/to 5 peeps, don't say who they are for!
1.5. If you have more people to write things to, feel free. This can include people in your games, people you play with on memes, canonmates in general.
2. Go around and yell at/talk with/mourn alongside other peeps.
3. Potentially guess that jerk is talking about you, wtf.
4. Profit???

(taken from memebells, with thanks to ratherstiffsock.)

Comments

Caleb Widogast | Critical Role | OTA

[zemnianjoy]

1. "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you."
2. "You are the most annoying person I know, but I would light anyone up that hurt you"
3. "I am drawn to you like a flame to a moth and I know you feel the same gravity as I."
4. "When I assured you I would be kind about your dancing skills, I meant it."
5. "Next time we go convenience store shopping, remember to pick up the canned whipped cream, I expect you to follow through on your promise."

Mobius M. Mobius | Loki | OTA

[themstandsformobius]

1. Of all the people to lie to me recently, you're probably the most disappointing.
2. I hope freedom's everything you thought it'd be.
3. If you could go back and do it all again, would you do things differently?
4. I should've done better by you and, I - I'm truly sorry about that.
5. You're better than you think you are.

wanda maximoff | mcu

[redchaos]

1. I'm glad you're not around to be disappointed in me.
2. You taught me more than almost anyone I've met.
3. I can be grateful for what time we did have.
4. I don't think you'd recognize me anymore.
5. I'm so sorry.

Jason Todd | Titans

[theotherobin]

1. I'm sorry.
2. Sometimes I wonder what it would have been like if we had more time.
3. Did you really do the best you could?
4. What could I have done differently to make you see me differently?
5. I'm so fucking scared I'm going to lose you.

Ace Trappola | Twisted Wonderland | OTA

[heartgale]

1. "I wasn't trying to spend as much time with you as I have, but it just sorta happened."
2. "Wish you'd stop comparing me to your younger siblings all the time. I don't compare you to my brother.
3. "Whenever you show up, I know things are about to get either really fun or completely terrifying."
4. "You know what? You'd actually be pretty hot if you kept your mouth shut."
5. "I just feel like I can't leave you alone after all that. Or something."

[areyuuserious]

You know, I have to wonder who four's about.

[Especially because wow, for Ace to be saying that of all people...]

[heartgale]

[Yeah, yeah. Glass houses, stones, pot, kettle, blah blah blah.]

Ain't hard. Think about it, who's the loudest person we know?

[areyuuserious]

Sebek.

[Without a doubt, because good lord.

Also, they may have some quiet suspicions who 5's about, but they're not going to say anything about that.]

[heartgale]

You didn't even stop to think about it. Harsh.

[So he says, but he's grinning.

5 is one of those things he just wouldn't say directly to the person in question.]

[areyuuserious]

[Shrugging!]

Didn't need to stop to think about it, really.

[They're grinning too, jeez.

And, well. That one they can just leave for the time being.]

"Bell" | Call of Duty Black Ops: Cold War

[elicitation]

1. Get that stick out of your ass.
2. You deserved better than that, and I'm sorry.
3. You are one tough son-of-a-bitch.
4. Fuck you.
5. ...Why...?

shirabu kenjiro | hq!!

[selfefface]

1. Even though I know I have no right to ask for more from you than I've already claimed, I still wonder what would happen if I spoke up about my feelings.

2. I have no regrets, but I think you really were meant to come here and I was meant to go there.

3. Are you aware of how deep you crawled under my skin or how permanently you've moved into my nightmares? I hope not. You would just find it hilarious.

4. You're more appealing than you think, and I've always noticed more than I let on.

5. Our personalities are like oil and water but falling for each other would make our lives so much easier that... sometimes I catch myself getting too close for comfort.

kunimi akira | hq!!

[kunimeh]

1. I'm not that bothered by how you treated me. What gets to me is how ruthless you were with him when he's never been able to hide any of his feelings. You must have seen the damage you were doing, you couldn't have missed it, and that still wasn't enough to stop you.

2. My life from middle school on would've been so, so shitty if you weren't around. I know you didn't really go above and beyond for me compared to anyone else, it's just what you do, but I hope you know what a difference it made in my case.

3. There's no reason you should be over it yet and I know that. I just get mad because I'm jealous.

4. You're like a better version of me than I am. It's kinda weird how much I like that look on you.

5. Please, please never notice that you're crazy out of my league.

Jamil Viper | Twisted Wonderland | OTA

[caussstic]

1. I don't get in touch as much as I should. Sorry, I just never know where to start.
2. No.
3. I still owe you. Please collect on the favor. I hate having debts hanging over my head.
4. It was fun. Let's do it again sometime.
5. You can ask me for help, if I haven't made that clear yet.

1.

[thatevenloversdrown]

Yes, yes, I utterly believe you. Just a coincidence, hm?

2, obvs

[yasmina]

But how can we have a picnic with no elephants?

Astrid Beck | CritRole C2 | OTA

[ad_astrid]

■ "I wish I'd killed you."

■ "I don't know how many times over I'd be dead, without you."

■ "I don't blame you. But that doesn't mean I can agree with you."

■ "You ... are a good deal more frightening than you appear."

■ "Do you regret ambition?"

elio perlman | call me by your name / find me | ota

[solosection]

one. I only think about you sometimes, but the effect you have on my life is constant, like a pulse. You're in my heartbeat. I truly hope you're happy, at the same time I desperately wish that you aren't.

two. We don't use those words, you've changed me, because we believe in the concept of changing ourselves, but I wouldn't be the same without you and I think that's the lesson.

three. It would sound like such a lame compliment, so I'll never tell you, but the fact that you're not the type who'd let me get into an argument over coffee with you means everything.

four. You know I'll be with you until the end. I can't recite the Kaddish for myself, but I hope I can recite it for you.

five. We might not be equally strong, but since you have rescued me already, please let me rescue you in whatever way I can, too.

Naminé | Kingdom Hearts

[lethechained]

1. No matter what happens, you'll always be one of the most important people in the world to me. There's nothing that could ever change that.

2. I don't understand how you could give up so much for me. You should have been the one.

3. I wish I could tell you everything. Maybe someday I'll be strong enough.

4. What you've done doesn't change anything. I still hope that you get another chance, one way or another.

5. I know you're not always sure of yourself, but you're strong. I believe in you, even if you don't.

me seeing a notif from a kalim: https://youtu.be/xb2fjZa_L74

[caussstic]

Please consider that hundreds of thousands of people around the world have perfectly good picnics without elephants. Then apply that logic to yourself.

not enough elephants imo

[yasmina]

But that isn't the kind of picnic I want to have! It's best if our guests leave with warm, happy memories. And Jade already promised to brew a tea he special just to enjoy the way the earth rumbles beneath their feet.

[ breath— no nevermind no time for that ]

It's important!

james buchanan barnes | mcu

[counterstep]

01. I wish you'd actually listen, quit lying to yourself. But I know that for as much as I'll keep trying, you'll probably never care.
02. If I could do it all over, know that I would, because if I didn't, I wouldn't be here and neither would you.
03. No one makes me think like you do, and it scares me. I thought I knew who I was, and that was all I had left. Now I don't know, and everything feels wrong.
04. I'm really not the person you think I am.
05. I don't wanna die. But if it changes things, if it matters enough, you're the one I'd trade it for.

jaskier - the witcher

[lettenhove]

01. I don't care what you said. I still consider you my best friend.
02. Sometimes, I envy you.
03. You're the best thing that's happened to me of late.
04. I'm sorry you had to find out from me. He should've told his own brother.
05. That coat looks devilishly handsome on you.

*wheezing*

[caussstic]

[ Defuse defuse defuse defuse. If Jamil does not defuse this right now, he will either have to acquire 50 elephants or deal with Kalim hyperventilating, choking, and then passing out. Both outcomes are equally annoying. ]

Tell Jade that you are sorry to have troubled him, and that you would like regular, non-elephant related tea.

[ Beat. ]

Wait. Who exactly did you promise an elephant picnic?

[ please don't say the principal again please don't say the principal again please don't the principal again ]

jfcccc sry for that last tag 💀

[yasmina]

[ such precision! jamil really is the best of the best. and he's given kalim a task on top of it, which always works in a pinch.

follow along as kalim counts off guests on his fingers with an anxiety-inducing lack of haste: ]

Jade, of course. Floyd... Riddle... Ahh, should we ask Ace and Deuce?