satanism: (038)
the fuck-up. ( 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐬. ) ([personal profile] satanism) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet 2021-09-25 05:09 am (UTC)

if i'm going to explode at 30,000 feet i'm not going to do it sober.

( Daniel's personality and emotional reactions to most things have been metered, sanded down with time. still, everyone has something — and his something is flying. realistically Daniel knows the chances of dying on an airplane are astronomically low, but wouldn't that just be Le Bail luck to beat that statistic?

it's not as bad when they fly together. maybe it's the lavender perfume she wears specifically on flights. or because she winds around the arm that usually does the drinking, as apparently that's more comfortable than the tissue paper pillows airlines like to hang out. who knows why, really, Daniel isn't inclined to dissect it.
)

i'm sure. you know i think this is the most excited an online publication has been about my existence in maybe ten years. and that's including when we got married.

( because... finally some positive press reception is what she means. surely. )

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