Smile for the camera, sweetheart.

[supermeme]

PORNY POLAROID meme



how to play

- comment with your character, prefs, info, and a ~sexy~ picture of your character...anywhere from tastefully racy to to borderline hardcore you-know-what.
- others will comment.
- how did they come into possession of this candid photo of your character? was it a consensual way to spice up a lover's relationship? a sext? by accident? blackmail? a completely made-up photoshop job? too many people added to the re: email chain? maybe the picture dropped out of the sky and into the hands of a complete rando!
- more importantly: what's going to happen now? what's the instant reaction? ("yes. a thousand times yes." "OH GOD WHY???" "i'd hit that like thor's hammer." "i long for death's sweet release.") does your thread partner view you in a whole new light? are they traumatized? horny? Are y'all gonna do the do or reach for the brain bleach?
- for preferences: you might want to be upfront if you're cool with assumed CR, angling for smut threads, only here for the crack, into nasty dub-con black mail shit, yada yada.

Comments

Hakuno Kishinami (Male) | Fate/Extra | OTA

[invalid_data]

[It's even a canon picture too!]

Kiyoharu Hyoudou | Ballroom e Youkoso | OTA

[yawner]

[Dancing and laying about, his favorite hobbies.]

Adora | She-Ra | F/F

[hairpoof]

[Adora alone and Adora very much not alone. Assumed CR welcome, kinks and shippy prefs on the journal.]

Whisper the Wolf | Sonic the Hedgehog Comics | F/F

[silentwoof]

[ How could this happen... ]

Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd | Fire Emblem: Three Houses | M/F

[asaviorshand]

Have a shirtless pic.

Ushijima Wakatoshi | HQ!! | OTA

[leftwinger]

[Number one for Team Japan.]

shion sonozaki | higurashi no naku koro ni

[shiister]

[ here or an official art (sorry, onee) here. the second is a secret photo she took with her twin while visiting a nearby stream in the mountains. general kink list here. ]

Rachel Pirzad | Alphas

[senseoverload]

[ Rachel is painfully shy. How did this picture get taken? That's a mystery. All that's certain is that her phone was just hacked. Maybe by someone with malicious intent! Poor Rachel... But you, you get this picture on your phone minus the text on the photo. Lucky you! ]

[peekaboo]

Remilia Scarlet (Adult) | Touhou Project | OTA

[scarlet_devil]

[ She likes to show off. ]

Desdemona | original character (vigilante) | ota

[beautiful_vengeance]

Posing for the camera

Midna | Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

[envoyoftwilight]

[Midna's basically naked all the time, so almost everything is risque, but it's just another day in Midna's life. (Artist credit.)

M/F preference, but open to F/F canon mates for anything ship or smut related. If for some reason this is gen (maybe traumatised by Midna's appearance), OTA. Assumed CR is fine. AUs are fine. Feel free to contact me for any questions.]

Monika || Doki Doki Literature Club || OTA

[peninhand]

[ Where do these pictures come from?! No no, that's getting scandalous... ... ... ... ... ... ... DELETE!!!! ]

Cindy Aurum | Final Fantasy XV

[heyallyall]

[She did a bikini shoot a while back, for charity. No big deal.

Or (18+ f/f only), someone can either receive as a text attachment or walk in on this pleasant sight.]

[meteorlogical]

[New message? How's he even getting reception out here? The longer he looks the more detail he notices. Little did he know he's not alone.]

This is the most amazing woman I've ever seen.

Going for the walk in option! Lmk if you want a change.

[chronoflux]

[Lena couldn't help but stop at the door, eyes fixated on the sight before her. Letting out a low whistle, she slid into the empty garage, closing the door behind her with a click.]

Must be my lucky night...

[She'd intended to be a bit more smooth with her entrance, but as always Cindy had some way to steal her breath away. The text to come by after hours had been filled with unspoken promises, and certainly had Lena's imagination running away with her. Sure, sure, her partner was always busy with work, and Lena wasn't much better, but when they were actually able to get together it made all the time apart worth it.

With a touch of reverence, Lena closes the distance, unable to take her eyes off of her partner.]

I've missed you, Cindy. I hope you've cleared your calendar for tonight.

[heyallyall]

[Sometimes in life, you've got to take a calculated risk, and in this instance, it paid off. It certainly ain't unusual for Cindy to get stares while she works, she knows exactly what people think of her open top and tight shorts combo, but there'd be more than stares if they walked in on her doing some late work with her ass completely bare.

See, she knew Lena would be coming over that night. She knows that Cid's already sleeping off a couple beers by now, too, and with the garage closed for the day, odds are pretty low that anyone that isn't invited is going to open the sliding door and see her bent over with her everything sticking out for their viewing pleasure. Still, it gives her heart a jump to hear the door open before she hears Lena's voice.]

I bet it is, hon. Let me just finish up here...

[Nah, there's no more work to be done on that engine, but it's a decent excuse not to turn around immediately. Rather, Cindy bends over further, making sure her honey gets a real good look at what's waiting across the room for her. She'd spent ages in the tub before sending Lena that text, scrubbing off all the dust and grime that accumulates working in a garage in the desert, and she even took a razor to carefully get everything downstairs nice and smooth. Make no mistake, Cindy expects to get lucky tonight, and from the sound of her voice, Lena is the exact same way.

Chuckling sweetly, she still doesn't turn around when Lena starts getting close, but she does give her ass a wiggle to keep her walking.]

I missed you, too, and what kinda person do you take me for? 'Course I got a clear night, and tomorrow's my day off. You got all the time in the world to enjoy this.

[chronoflux]

[Lena can't resist a laugh, throaty and pleased. She closes the distance in a couple of quick strides, splaying gloved fingers across Cindy's backside. She closes her eyes and presses herself closer to her partner, fingertips curling to drag along the gorgeous ass on display.

How had she gotten so lucky, landing a honey like this? She can't really recall clearly how they met, the details blurring together in a haze of heat, affection, and playful winks. Cindy just knew how to play her like a fiddle and made time itself seem to slow when they were together.]

Just checking. I want to spend my leave with you...

[Her hands move up, taking Cindy by the hip and drawing her flush with Lena. Leaning down, she presses a quick kiss to the side of the blonde's neck.]

...And I think the only sharing I could take is with the toys I brought.

[heyallyall]

[The wiggling of her rear end comes to an abrupt end when she feels hands on it, but Cindy's still got some tricks up her sleeves. Tricks like pushing her fabulous ass back into Lena's grasp, for starters, and reminding her in no uncertain terms that when she's in a mood like this, she wants to be touched and squeezed as much as she can get it.

She makes a soft sound, an "ooh" of surprise and approval, as she feels Lena's hips make contact with her butt, and as she bends down to plant a smooch on her neck, Cindy rolls her shoulders and giggles out loud. Alright, that's enough playing around, it's time that she stands up straight and...

Well, no, no need to turn around yet, not when her Tracer is still feeling her up so nice. Instead, she finishes unzipping her yellow jacket, shrugs it down to her elbows, and tosses it aside. That leaves her in nothing but her bikini top and the Hammerhead hat, and she'd get to at least the one of those in due time.]

Hope ya brought enough toys to last the whole shoreleave, sweetheart. It's been long enough since last time we danced, I might just plain wear some of your goodies out.

[chronoflux]

[The feel of Cindy against her body, knowing that this gorgeous creature was aching just as bad for this as she was, drove Lena a little crazy. One hand slid back, gripping and cupping her partner's ass, much more firmly this time. Touching and squeezing she can do, and will do in spades.

When the beauty in front of her rose, so did Lena's other hand. It slid up the bare plane of her stomach without any trace of hesitation, gloved digits sliding up the smooth lines of the mechanic's belly on their way up...and up. The meat of her palm glides across the bikini-top, squeezing the blonde's ample curve as Lena inhales the scent of oil, sweat, and shampoo that mark Cindy's scent.]

Don't you worry, luv. I've brought plenty.

[Rolling her hips forward in mock imitation of a thrust, she presses another kiss to the bare curve of her sweetheart's neck, grazing it just slightly with her teeth.]

I've missed you. [Said sweetly, Lena's inner sappy side coming out for a moment.] There's nobody else in this world that gets me as revved up as you.

[heyallyall]

[There are a lot of people that would do unspeakable things to be in Lena's position at that moment. Cindy pretends not to notice when people stare and ogle at her, and she laughs off flirting and innuendo like it's nothing, but she knows what her body does for people, and the number she'd let get this close is not a big one. Lena isn't just allowed to grope her, she's met with enthusiasm, with Cindy leaning back against her and grinding her ass into her hips while she reaches back to grasp her by the thighs.]

You sure do know how to make a girl feel pretty, don'tcha, Lena?

[Giggling again once more, she runs her hands slowly down her lover's legs, squatting slightly in the process until she reaches her calves, then brings them right back up, up, and up some more. It's only when she finds Lena's ass and gives it a grope of her own that she stops and settles in, head lolled to the side to let the kisses coming down reach all the skin on her throat they can find.]

Now, why don't you help me finished getting undressed, and we can get down to brass tacks. Time's a'wastin', and if I don't get to make you come at least a dozen times tonight, I'm gonna be real disappointed, hear?

[chronoflux]

[There are a lot of unspeakable things that Lena wants to do in her position, and she'd probably do all manner of things to make sure that she was the only one allowed to do them. Cindy is special, and not just because of moments like this, though they sure as hell do keep her eagerly awaiting shore leave. She continues her kissing assault, one hand working its way up underneath Cindy's bikini, giving her breast a firm squeeze before sliding back down. It moves around, fingers trailing the blonde's ribs on their way to start undoing the constraining undergarment.]

I can definitely do that.

[Murmuring between kisses, nose nuzzling up against Cindy's ear lovingly, her hand continues its journey, catching hold of the ties in the back.]

You won't be disappointed. I've been waiting to see ya again for ages, love. But I'm gonna make you come just as much. Can't go back to HQ with my girl left unsatisfied, can I?

[A tug, deft and practiced, undoes what's keeping the bikini up, and then with a flick of Lena's wrist, the bikini slides down, and winds up tossed into a random corner.]

'Course, I could really use your help getting out of my clothes too, pretty girl. Think you can lend a hand?