Pet Gifting Meme!

[steahl]

Because you needed it!
Everyone knows somebody who could use a pet in their life, right?
Or maybe you just wanted an excuse to give them something?
Or maybe you're part of the Frog Rescue Society and you're tired of waiting for people to adopt?
Whatever your reason, you are giving/getting an animal!

Rules

• Post with your character/canon/preferences
• Pick a pet or use handy RNG!
• Tag around
  
• Look for the deeeeeeep inner meaning of the pets given to you. Or flail.

Pets!

1. Ant Farm: You know someone who could really use....a handful of insects!
2. Spiders: Because they deserve their own category
3. It came from the sea: Fish and water dwellers of the non-fantasy sort!
4. Amphibians: Frogs, salamanders, damp and slimy but they need hugs too!
5. Reptiles: Warm and scaly! Wonderful cuddle buddies!
6. Birds: De birds! De birds! All de birds!
7. Domestic Mammals: Cats, Dogs, Pigs, Guinea Pigs...
8. Farm animals: I got you a pony. Or a donkey. Or a sheep...
9. Wild Animals: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THIS INTO A BASKET FOR ME?!
10. Extinct: Everyone needs a Dino or Dodo in their life right?
11. Fantasy: Gifts of dragons are the best!
12. Video Game: Pokemon, Digimon, Aeon....
13. EGG: Hi I found this egg and if you take of it it'll hatch! Into ANYTHING. Even a GINGERBREAD MAN or a YARN MONSTER!
14. Plush/Toy: Yeah, so, I wasn't sure you could handle a live animal....

Comments

Lian Harper | DC Comics

[hislittledart]

[Feel free to give her father an aneurysm. Bwahaha]

Kotomine Kirei (child version) | Fate/Zero

[anidealchild]

13!

[futures_of_ash]

[Well, aneurysm maybe? Who knows!]

She liked wandering beaches; something about how the water met the shore always soothed her and today? Today she'd found something special. It had washed up on the share at her feet, an egg whose shell glittered like it had been dipped in stars...

...and it wasn't for her. Heroes didn't have the time to devote to the care of an egg. Children on the other hand...

"Hello," she chuckled and padded across the sand. "What are you building?"

Clint Barton / Hawkeye | MCU | OTA

[cawcawbirdbrain]

[[ Give him a bird and he'll put an arrow in your eye socket.

Joking.]]

Spike Spiegel | Cowboy Bebop

[bohemianrhapsody]

(there's only one pet applicable to this situation)

Child!John Watson | BBC Sherlock | OTA

[bravelilsoldier]

[[Normal animals are cool but give him a dragon and he'll be your best friend forever. Crossover with Digimon or Pokemon or Loftwings from Legend of Zelda also awesome]]

Chrome Dokuro | KHR | Srsly I'll play with anyone

[cherished_avatar]

...6+7?

[bowarmed]

[Kyle Rayner taught him that gifts are a way of expressing someone's appreciation without words. So, here's a fluffy little yellow chick, adopted by him at his monastery and lying in in his cupped hands, to show that he appreciates having Lian as a niece.

Connor's sure Roy won't mind. They're easy to take care of.]

Now you have to promise to take care of her. Can you do that for me, Lian?

Kamui || X

[haplesswisher]

[Kamui would probably be happy with anything! Except I can't handle the idea of insects and spiders XD]

Cid Highwind | Final Fantasy VII

[cidhighwind]

[ This man clearly needs an animal companion. ]

[cherished_avatar]

[They just start showing up. Plush Chocobo, all over his ship. All sizes. All colours.]

[cidhighwind]

[ After finding the first, he figures it belongs to some idiot who works on his ship.

After the fifth, he's stomping all over the place, his arms full of these (cute but he would never admit it) Chocobos. There's also quite a bit of mumbled cursing to be had. ]

The hell I need all these damn things for, man can't get shit done with these fuzzy bastards in my way.

[ He finds a trash can and dumps his current load. He turns around to see another, perched all fuzzy on a shelf about eye level. He feels like his head might explode. ]

[cherished_avatar]

[Bitty illusionist is amused by the stomping, she really is.]

Kufufufu~ But they make it so much more cheery!

[cidhighwind]

Cheery my ass!

[ He snatches the plushie from the shelf, squeezing it so hard his knuckles turn white. ]

This ain't no place for damn stuffed animals.

LILAH MORGAN | ANGEL THE SERIES

[bestrooms]

..

[cherished_avatar]

I could always bring in live ones instead~

[Teenagers. Can't live with them, can't drop them overboard.]

LINDSEY MACDONALD | ANGEL THE SERIES

[placeintheworld]

..

[cidhighwind]

[ Friggin' kids and their mischief shit. He tosses the Chocobo into the Choco-trash. ]

Better not. Can't have my people shoveling bird shit when they need to be working.

[ He goes to stomp around some more, and happens to stomp on another bird. This one makes a squeaky noise. Dammit. ]

Anju | LoZ: Majora's Mask | ota

[cucco_lady]

[ Maybe a cucco or two would liven up the Stock Pot Inn? ]

[cherished_avatar]

Kufufufu~

[Where did she get all of them?]

[cidhighwind]

[ A question he wonders himself, but first he's going to put her to work. ]

You will help me find all these things or so help me...

[ He trails off because he can't threaten a kid with bodily harm. Cid just points a finger in her direction in an intimidating manner. ]

[cherished_avatar]

[Flutters the lashes of her single eye at him cheerfully. She's been hurt loads worse than he would do to her. (Her internal organs are more of a theory than actual biology.)]

All of them? At once?

[cidhighwind]

[ He's just slightly taken aback by the offer and he scratches his chin, looking at her wearily. ]

Uh, yeah. If that's a thing you can do.

[cherished_avatar]

Kufufufu~

[A giggle to strike fear in the hearts of men, or something like that. She pulls the illusions off of the rest of the Chocobo she'd stashed around, rather than taking them off one at a time, to expose Chocobo plushes everywhere. Just.

[Everywhere.]

[Big ones, little ones, plush ones, rubber-ducky type ones, puppet ones...]

Heee

[hislittledart]

A day at the beach was truly a treat for Lian Harper. Her babysitter had wandered off to fetch them both ice cream cones which was probably the only reason the red haired woman was able to approach the young child unhindered.

After the kidnapping attempt, Lian had been drilled over and over again about being wary of strangers. Unfortunately, she was a friendly child which made it hard sometimes to keep her from being cheerfully welcoming to most any person.

Looking up at the woman, Lian smiled sweetly. "I'm making sand castles. Princess Kory deserves a castle."

She meant the red-haired doll laying next to her that had immediately gotten named Princess Kory after the real alien princess.