i. you told me Danish was an erotic language so i went and learnt all the dirty words whilst listening to "Let's Spend the Night Together" by the Stones.
ii. no I don't wear women's panties because you thought you saw me in Vogue magazine. that wasn't me.
iii. let's dance isn't a euphemism for streaking down the hotel corridor at 2am covered in glitter and strawberry jam.
iv. hair porn is a thing because i dreamt about wrapping myself up in your hair and jerking off to aggressive guitar riffs.
v. my clothes have gone. i'm drunk and sitting outside on a trash can. what happened?
vi. when you said you wanted to "string me along" i didn't expect you to want to play naked harp to me.
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ii. no I don't wear women's panties because you thought you saw me in Vogue magazine. that wasn't me.
iii. let's dance isn't a euphemism for streaking down the hotel corridor at 2am covered in glitter and strawberry jam.
iv. hair porn is a thing because i dreamt about wrapping myself up in your hair and jerking off to aggressive guitar riffs.
v. my clothes have gone. i'm drunk and sitting outside on a trash can. what happened?
vi. when you said you wanted to "string me along" i didn't expect you to want to play naked harp to me.