[Okay, first he was a little ticked that he had to deal with a damaged poster now... But this is just too good. Dirk moved a hand to stroke at the top of the bird's head with his index finger.]

Hey. No. Dude, you're gonna help take care of these. Or maybe find them a home.

[But then he thought of what might be the obvious route with birds. His mouth tightened into a thin line.]

Maybe they'll just fly off in a couple of weeks. No big deal.