[He smirked at the former, and did a terrible job of hiding it.]

That so? Well. Can't think why they'd say that.

[Given that every time they'd met it had been chaos and, usually, destruction...]

As fer the name...fella who came up with it was a sawed-off runt, name of Tuco. They still tell stories of him, down Texas way. But he had a, uh, interesting way of lookin' at the world.