James promptly and quickly - so he won't be bitten by the nasty little thing (it'd need shots if it was going to live here) - shoves her off the cushion with the palm of his hand. Gently, he doesn't feel like breaking it yet so he just transfers her from couch to carpet once more.
With a brisk shove.
And then he speaks, not looking at the feline but it's definitely directed to it:]
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James promptly and quickly - so he won't be bitten by the nasty little thing (it'd need shots if it was going to live here) - shoves her off the cushion with the palm of his hand. Gently, he doesn't feel like breaking it yet so he just transfers her from couch to carpet once more.
With a brisk shove.
And then he speaks, not looking at the feline but it's definitely directed to it:]
Learn to jump.