What a wingman. ( Carmilla rolls her dark lined eyes, but, there's a tinge of fondness to her tone all the same. she's the sort of girl you have to dig a bit for the affection, though if you know her tells, it isn't too hard to find.

somewhere in that dark heart of hers, she appreciates his enthusiasm in getting her laid. even if she's more than capable of accomplishing it on her own, it's the thought that counts. )

Where have you been on a subway? ( she inquires, expression skeptical. ) It doesn't matter, you've never really experienced one until you've been on one here. It's disgusting. ( this is really saying something, considering Carmilla is pretty far from neat herself. )