I know, but I do want to help minimize that. [Alucard doesn't go out much, but he still gets it. He's dated enough over the centuries to see it in action, and his ability to step in waxes and wanes far too much for his own liking.

But Carmilla's actual point? That gets a laugh, because shit. She's right.]

Then I'll try and find an opportune moment with the most eyes on you. [If nothing else, he can manage being a supporting role for getting one of them smooched, at the very least.]

Also you don't have to degrade the subway like that. It's a perfectly fine and effective mode of transportation.

[Which is all to say he's damn ready and he starts to follow.]