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The Suddenly Naked Meme

The Suddenly Naked Meme

- Post with your characters either blank or with a starter, go tag around as well
- Either your character, the other, or even both are suddenly naked. Clothing just gone.
-Could be a sudden vanishing, massive wardrobe malfunction, or whatever reason you like.
- Play it for embarrassment, awkwardness, or sexiness. Just have fun.

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[M/F for anything shippy. OTA for gen awkwardness. No Kilgraves. OTA for cast/crosscanon/mcu/dceu/ocs.]

[Always happy to be naked. Naked life. Info in journal.]

[Here we have a nude opera singer, just sitting here, drinking tea, watching other people in various states of panic trying to cover their nudity or not, while she simply enjoys the show. She seems... awfully well prepared for this since she's got the arm chair, a table, tea pot, tea cups, and pastries, all to just watch people scramble around naked, or do other less than reputable things. Perhaps she was simply having tea time when all this happened?]

Oh, do you want some?

[She's offering some of her tea to Jiro, because she seems like the youngest one here, and thus the closest to her age, not to mention the closest person in her vicinity. It seems that despite everyone else's panic, Dorothea is completely blasé about her heaving bosom being proudly on display, and the only thing keeping her from mooning everyone is her comfortable, high backed, chair. Her crossed legs helped with one other small piece of modesty, but she had quite long and curvy legs that the table only partially kept from being exposed.]

I'm sure everyone will calm down eventually.

[...Huh? He's naked? Oh. Okay. Whatever? He'll just go to find somewhere to observe everything, his colorless gaze mostly reflecting the skin tones of everyone else rather than any remotely natural eye color.

[Just don't mind that he's heavily scarred from shoulders to feet. NSFW reference.]

(1. Wakes up naked in a park. No clue how he got there. No memory of the last ten minutes.

2. Suddenly naked in the rec room in Avengers Tower.

3. Make up your own or pm me, he's up for anything - er, not necessarily up, but cold air does have impacts on him - oh never mind)

Surely this has to be a nightmare. There’s no way that not only his mask would randomly disappear but his clothes as well. And when he’s in the middle of the room with nowhere to hide, no less.

[F/F pref and adults only for anything spicy, OTA for dumbness. Nudity doesn't really seem to bother her much.]

[*Reactions may vary on who it is! AUs, crosscanons, and, assumed CR are more than welcome.*]

[...Well, this is odd. Ozge's people don't wear clothes very often so all this nudity doesn't bother her at all, but she knows humans have plenty of hangups about this kind of thing. Very unusual. Enjoy the eight foot tall naked goat woman, folks.

Women preferred for anything shippy/possibly smutty.]

Edited 2020-02-22 09:48 (UTC)

(Eh, must be Tuesday if her costume falls apart)

[ Kyoka's got her hands covering the good bits as well as she can, eyes darting around for somewhere to take cover - meanwhile, there's a lady who is just having tea and casually, comfortably naked.

How?

Awkwardly scooting closer - there's no protecting her ass while covering other bits - she figures she ought to at least find another chair. ]

I-I-I don't think I'll be the first person to calm down!

[ Well, it's normal for magical girls to be left in a state of... partial undress upon getting their asses kicked.

This time, no ass has been kicked (and that's language Towa would hesitate to use anyways) and instead of being left in some kind of tasteful colored smock, whatever magical effect has washed over them has just left her... nude.

Head to toe, not a scrap of clothing on her, and blessedly this wasn't in town but in a large enough park that they aren't immediately seen by the public at large...

Towa looks down at herself curiously. ]

What the...?!

[And Usagi is in the same state, gasping in shock at both of their nudity. Whatever they were hit with, it was not nice to them at all.]

What happened?!

[ Gentle curves, breasts filling in, she knows that her body must be appealing.

Her arms gently cross under her bust. ]

How strange. There doesn't appear to even be anything dangerous here.

[ She's keeping cool, but the blush is all too visible on her pale face. ]

[ooc: Naked in rec room cool with you? Tony is just going to stare a bit.]

[Admittedly, Usagi is a little more filled out, and Towa’s curiosity actually calms her down enough to talk to her.]

That is weird. Unless there’s something else here we don’t know about...

[ A little bit.

She's distractingly attractive, in fact. ]

I... don't know how we're supposed to get dressed either.

That’s a good question, too...

[She finds her brooch and shakes it.]

It’s still powered and yet not working...

[ Towa bites her lip, a bit awkward as she shuffles closer to Usagi. ]

...thought not. Normally our clothes should have returned, though.

Maybe they’re trying to embarrass us, whoever’s doing this?

[It’s a possibility!]

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