madmeemey ([personal profile] madmeemey) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2019-12-19 07:27 pm

The God of Smut

THE SMUTTY PANTHEON


Gods and Goddesses exist, sitting in the heavens high up in the clouds watching over Mortals. However, just simply sitting on your throne in the heavens and watching things from afar isn't something all gods find riveting. A simple visit to Earth can do much to refresh a God. Perhaps you're a God or Goddess venturing down into the mortal world or maybe you're a mortal that is getting the chance to encounter a God. All things are possible here.





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1.) Visiting Mortals

Mortals pray to the Gods all of the time. It doesn't hurt to pay them a visit from time to time. Maybe even reward them for their devotion.

2.) Bored Gods

Gods sometimes get bored staying in their domains. Sometimes they want to visit the world of the mortals and see what the humans are up to. That or see what sort of trouble they can get up to in the human world.

3.) Invisible Hands

Sometimes, you can feel a God's hand guiding you in the right direction. Sometimes you can feel a God's hand doing other things…

4.) A Blessing

Mortals pray in their time of need. Sometimes they would like a blessing or the strength to get them through a situation. As a God, you have a unique way of bestowing these blessings.

5.) Demi-Creation

Often God wants offspring of their own, but that offspring doesn't necessarily have to be a full-blooded God. A life among the mortals could do them good, you just have to sire them first.

6.) With Another God

Mortals can be fun, but other Gods can scratch an itch that Mortals just can't. It doesn't matter if they are part of your Pantheon or another. Visit another God or maybe bump into them at some Godly shindig.

7.) Punishment

Punishing a Mortal for their sins, real or perceived, is something that a God just has to do. How you do it is up to you.

8.) Rule Over

Why sit up in the clouds when you can rule on Earth. Mortals will bow down to your Godly might, no matter where you are.

9.) Transformation

Being a God can be like being a celebrity. Mortals know your face and there is truly no way to walk among them without being noticed. Lucky for you, you can change your appearance and move among them. You could even transform into..other things, should you so desire.

10.) In The Family

Gods are above the petty notion of Incestuous relationships being taboo. No matter what your relationship is to the other, be they god or Demi-God, the two of you can indulge as much as you like.

11.) Gods Bargain

A bargain between two Gods can be like a bargain between two mortals. Though maybe the two of you are putting more at stake than just a simple thing like money.

12.) Controlled By Mortals

Gods are supposed to be infallible, but things can happen. Maybe you were sealed in a place for misdeeds or bound to an object by a spell that has been placed upon you. Regardless of what happened, you with all your Godly power are at the mercy of a Mortal, no matter what they want to do to you.

13.) God Saved

In their time of need, you saw fit to reach out and save them. Perhaps you brought them to your domain when they were facing certain death or maybe you went and physically saved them. However it was done, they may choose to show you a special brand of gratitude.

14.) Servant Of The Gods

Gods have their servants, be they lesser divine being or Mortals that work as Priests/Priestesses and protect and care for the God's place of worship. It doesn't hurt to let them know you appreciate their efforts from time to time.

15.) New Gods

One of you are new to Godhood. Maybe you have just discovered your first worshiper and want to visit them or maybe an older God would like to give you a particularly warm welcome.

16.) Lost Divinity

It can be a sad thing to be a god that has fallen out of power. But it's not impossible to return to your former glory. Come up with a creative way of getting Worshipers or call on another God for help in your time of need. Power transferring between Gods or acquiring some from Mortals can be an intimate affair.

17.) Wrong God

You were worshiping or calling on a God to aid you in your time of need when a different one answered the call. You may have a different price to pay to get their help.

18.) Discovered Divinity

You believed yourself to be mortal but you were really a Demi-God all along.

19.) Tribute To The Gods

Normal worshipers give money, items or make other sacrifices to appease the gods. As you call upon them, you want to do far more for them.

20.) Go The Distance

The Gods trusted you with a task and you completed it with flying colors. Now you call out to them to deliver unto you their reward.

21.) Mine For The Taking

Who cares if they are taken. You're a god, you can have anyone that you desire.

22.) Concubine To The Gods

The Gods don't always want to seek out someone to fulfill their sexual desires with. It's better to have a designated person that you can always go to for that.

23.) Creation of the Gods

You have been handcrafted by a God to fulfill whatever purpose they want.

24.) Festival Of the Gods

Be it a party thrown by the Gods or one thrown by Mortals to honor the Gods. Everyone is invited, be they Gods from different Pantheons, Mortals or even different species.

25.) God's Corruption

Malevolent Gods often need to corrupt or twist Mortals to suit the needs of a task they require of them. Do what you see fit to bend them to your will or break their mind completely.

26.) City of Amoreus

Pay a visit to Amoreus, a City in the world favored by many Mortals as well as the Gods. Sex and sexual acts are performed freely and openly in the city.



26-A.) Price To Pay
Can't pay for something in a store? Well, intimacy is a form of currency in this city as well..

26-B.) All For Me
This is a district in the city that caters to those with Harems. Homes are big enough to accommodate their particular needs. Maybe you have a harem or maybe there is one that is without a master for some reason and they are looking for someone to fill that role.

26-C.) Bound For Fun

In this district, you might gave people trapped in stockades, shackled to walls while blindfolded or bound in any number of ways, ready to be used for any of your sexual proclivities. Are they there because they being punished or are paying off a debt? Maybe they just like it. Any reason is possible.

26-D.) Inhuman
This city isn't just a place visited by Gods and Humans, a lot of non-human creatures visit and call this place Home as well. Maybe you will have a memorable encounter with one.

26-E.) Find your own fun.
Create your own scenario for the City of Amoreus!



27.) Wildcard

Come up with your own scenario!


Optional Form






untolds: (Default)

dracula | untold | m/f

[personal profile] untolds 2019-12-20 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ Very much painted in the legends of foreign lands as a dark god of the underworld, the occult, and death, but his people know the truth: he serves as a patron to the outcasts and a harbinger of vengeance. ]
hellhunter: (Default)

Greyson Lorde | OC | OTA

[personal profile] hellhunter 2019-12-20 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[best as a Mortal, reaching out to a God/Goddess for help hunting demons.]
lyaios: (Default)

Dionysus | Greek Mythology | OTA

[personal profile] lyaios 2019-12-20 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[the god. duh!]
whichwitchisit: twatty @ IJ (daring)

Poppy | OC (Witch)

[personal profile] whichwitchisit 2019-12-20 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Poppy's always around to serve gods and goddesses.]

Badb - The Morrigan - Celtic Mythology - OTA

[personal profile] thewarbirds 2019-12-20 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[She's war, yo.]
nonehonorwithleftburn: (eye roll)

[personal profile] nonehonorwithleftburn 2019-12-20 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[[would Zuko be acceptable? Obvs aged up/as a god age matters less. Maybe God of cleansing fire, useful for demons.]
nonehonorwithleftburn: (yell)

Zuko | Avatar the Last Airbender | OTA

[personal profile] nonehonorwithleftburn 2019-12-20 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Good for either roll. As a God, he would be the God of cleansing fire. As a mortal, a grumpy supplicant who believes 99% of gods are out to get him. Probably not wrong tbh. No 21 or 25.]
ragnarsson: (Default)

Ivar "The Boneless" Ragnarsson | Vikings | OTA

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2019-12-20 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Ivar's already the grandson of Odin in canon, so we'll just go one step further and say he became an actual Norse god after his death. Likely the god prayed to when one has no one else to turn to. He's very protective of underdogs and people who otherwise get ignored because they don't fit the mold. Will very likely trade sexual favors for godly intervention and also likely to go incognito among mortals to test them.]
halfacat: (Default)

Juri | original | m/m

[personal profile] halfacat 2019-12-20 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
[As a deity, Juri is a demi-god and a small nature/hunting deity (his purview mostly the prey hunted). Prompts here; 1, 4, 6, 11, 15, 19, 24.
As a mortal, the prompts I'm interested in are; 1 and 2, 4, 8, 13, 17, 19, 22, 24.]
isthelight: (Default)

Apollo | Sun God | ota

[personal profile] isthelight 2019-12-20 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
isthelight: (nudity)

24/26

[personal profile] isthelight 2019-12-20 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Apollo walked though the orgy with a little smirk dancing along his face, those things always tended to end in an orgy of sex and passion. The Gods weren't exactly know for there subtly. The God walked from room to room as naked as the day he was created, a thick impressive cock bouncing between his legs with every step as his eyes soaked in the mix of mortals and Gods caught up in a passionate frenzy. Apollo's bright blond hair seemed to shimmer with it's own inner light even though the darken rooms of the passionate sex festival.

Two bright blue eyes traced along the room to the fell onto a very familiar form with a smirk. Apollo strolled up behind Dionysus with a little hum. God he'd always found the other so...god damn gorgeous. ]


Nice to see you here, enjoying yourself?
prophetessoftroy: (Default)

Cassandra of Troy | Greek Myth | OTA

[personal profile] prophetessoftroy 2019-12-20 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
(Yeah good luck with the Priestess who wants to stay a virgin by all costs. Just saying)
ascended_desire: (Default)

Eros | Greek mythology

[personal profile] ascended_desire 2019-12-20 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
((Son of Ares and Aphrodite. God of sexual desire. Patron god of homosexuality.))
queenofgods: (Default)

Hera | Greek Mythology

[personal profile] queenofgods 2019-12-20 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
((Good luck. She only has eyes for Zeus. But you may try to gain her favor.))
rubricatus: (Default)

magnus the red | warhammer 40000 | ota

[personal profile] rubricatus 2019-12-20 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
( what if the primarchs were actually demigods instead of everyone just treating them like they are??

God or demigod. The patron of a particular city, Magnus embodies aspects of war, knowledge, and the occult. Mostly interested on a variant on 8 & 14; when a god lives among mortal subjects, there should be someone there to take care of mundane things like bathing, clothing, etc them, you know? 3 is also a strong possibility, given Magnus's canon abilities. Open to mixing and matching with most other options, too!

Also for the record, Magnus is canonly Huge — like 12 or 13 feet tall. I'm happy to tone this down for my sanity as well as yours, especially given that Magnus himself has the ability to alter his height! Also, while I'm generally more comfortable playing his pre-Heresy personality, I can lean into his daemon prince aspect a little bit, or just draw on its appearance if you'd like. this account has no icons anyway, rip )

Mad Sweeney - American Gods

[personal profile] godking 2019-12-20 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
weirdflax: (Default)

Persephone - Greek Myths

[personal profile] weirdflax 2019-12-20 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
hellhunter: (Default)

[personal profile] hellhunter 2019-12-21 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[sure, that'd be useful definitely.]
lyaios: (pic#12745273)

[personal profile] lyaios 2019-12-21 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Being a wandering God as he is, it isn't so very often that he joins his fellow deities in their festivals and gatherings, but when he does, he always makes sure that the wine is choice and the mood is... uninhibited. Dionysus is the god of joy and madness. He's not like to say no to anything asked of him in good humor.

Dionysus is perched on the edge of a table, pouring his own vintage into the open mouth of a Muse with her head tilted back. He looks up at the sound of Apollo's voice, a bright smile on his face under rosy, wine-reddened cheeks.]
Don't I look like I'm enjoying myself?
Edited 2019-12-21 01:14 (UTC)
cynnen: (Default)

[personal profile] cynnen 2019-12-21 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[can he sacrifice things to her is that cool]
vulturesfeast: (A pity)

Ares | Greek Myth | OTA

[personal profile] vulturesfeast 2019-12-21 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
immortalmarshal: (actually chatting)

Cor Leonis - Final Fantasy XV - Open to Anyone

[personal profile] immortalmarshal 2019-12-22 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
((He could be a Mortal begrudingly dealing with a God, or a Deity. Out of the latter, he could be either Yojimbo (Minor God of bodyguards, mercenaries, and loyal protectors); Etros/Phoenix (Major Deity of Death and Rebirth); or just your standard War God. Not into non-con, incest, or anything related to the toilet; everything else is fair game for this meme.))

[personal profile] nephilimsyndrome 2019-12-22 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: Chrysa could be an undiscovered demi-goddess since her name equates to Shining One or Golden in Greek. Perhaps a virginal hunting companion to his twin Artemis and her nymphs hence strictly off limits to Apollo (so that could be fun) or she could be more a virginal warrioress. What prompts is Apollo interested in?]
nonehonorwithleftburn: (breath of fire)

Apologies for the delay, final paper crunch got me

[personal profile] nonehonorwithleftburn 2019-12-23 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[The temple is small. It is not understated, a pyramidal structure with gold-capped roofs and carefully carved stone walls depicting dragons peeking around and into mountains, dancing phoenixes, raging fires. But the building does not have tall walls, and is only three stories high. The double-doors are a normal height for most people. Next to the door, someone placed a shoe rack, the meaning clear.

The inside of the temple is made up of wooden flooring that stays strangely warm, and a carpet that leads to the front alter. There are two windows that face the east and west, and one skylight. Candles line the entire hall, with a few simple chandeliers hanging from the ceiling in the corners. There are two worshipping levels obvious - the main floor, and narrow prayer decks from above. There is a side staircase to the west that allows access to the upper levels.

The God of Cleansing Fire serves his duties through forest fires to clear away debris, the fires people use to destroy old things, and things that may resist the power of other methods. If sage and salt don't work - set it on fire. Beyond those, he takes care of the conflicted and troubled. Those who need fire to burn away the excess confusion, and see the path ahead. He isn't a god with a strong moral compass, but he is known to prefer direct actions and avoids deception.

People have also joked about him being the god of foolhardy idiots. They aren't wrong.

The alter itself is simple - the back wall is a carving of a dragon, but the alter is simply a bronze brazier of banked charcoal. It is red-hot, but does not nory have living flame. Supplicants are asked to write their prayer and toss it into the coals, before burning any offerings (or promises of offerings, at any rate, if the offering is too abstract or would involve too much bodily harm to burn).

On an open cupboard to the side is a pile of prayer pillows in red, easy to take. And, changing the melted candles for new ones, is a young man who looks perfectly mortal. If Greyson catches him at the right angle, he'll see a scar on the left side of his face.

Who said gods can't care for their own temples?
]

sorry for the delay, let's try this.

[personal profile] godking 2019-12-24 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
(Sweeney never knows when he's needed. Wednesday will call for him with Hugin and Munin sometimes. Other gods, he'll be in the right place at the right time. He's basically their bitch, doing as he's told if he wants to stay in their favor.

But sometimes, someone calls for him.

He goes through the Hoard, and ends up in outside a gas station bathroom. One of the less grimy ones, but it has a shower and a changing room. At least, that's what it looks like. He's not too concerned with that. What's he concerned with is the woman screaming inside.

He kicks the door down with his shit kicking boots and throws several blows. His nose becomes bloodied and he can taste the copper in his mouth. Never was a fan of copper. His coin, his coin however, makes every punch hit in just the right spot. In the throat, upwards to the nose. It doesn't take long before he sees her, and he finally says it.)


Stop screamin' so much.
ragnarsson: ([16.6] I challenge you)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2020-05-05 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
[It’s soon after a rather bloody battle when a most curious figure appears on the battlefield. He’s limping, a hand crutch by his side helping him to move along. Dressed in the Norse fashion, it’s hard to believe he’s a warrior, for how could a cripple ever pose a threat? That’s how they’d always thought of Ivar The Boneless in life.

Now, people know seeing a cripple after battles can sometimes be a great blessing, for it means the god has come to bless those that he saw worthy. He limps through the dying and the dead, ignoring all around him. He seems to be searching for someone specific.]