bakerstreet | the relationship meme

☁ THE RELATIONSHIP MEME

Dramatic or cracky, there are options for everyone who has a sudden itching to play out some ships.

↘ Post your character below, listing their name and series in the subject.
↘ Others respond after going to random.org and entering 1-16 for a scene, reply back and have some fun!
↘ Roll as many times as you like! Play out as many scenarios as you want! Just enjoy the fluffy or angsty goodness.

● 01 I HAVE A CONFESSION | There's someone you really like and it's finally time to tell them! It can be spur of the moment or elaborately planned out.
● 02 START OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL | You've just got together and everything is great! You can't stop thinking about each other or keep your hands off your significant other. You want to spend all the time you can together, doing whatever!
● 03 CAN'T GET IT UP | It happens to everyone, honest! For whatever reason, you just haven't been able to perform or maybe you're just not interested in sex. Is it because things are dull? Is it because you're not attracted to your partner? Or have you just been too busy or stressed out?
● 04 SAW YOU LAST NIGHT | You think you saw your partner in the arms of another - was it an honest mistake or is something honestly going on here?
● 05 FIRST TIME | It's the first kiss or the first time making love with your partner and you're so nervous and awkward, you're sure you'll mess it up! Maybe you do, but that's okay... they like you, right?
● 06 ANNIVERSARY | Two week, two month, two year, or whatever number you decide, that's how long you've been together with your partner and you want to do something special to celebrate it!
● 07 WANT YOU BACK | You broke up, but it was a mistake. You need to correct it ASAP... will your lover take you back though?
● 08 JUST MARRIED | Just married! Is it the wedding night? The honeymoon? You decide!
● 09 BAD ROMANCE | You're no good for each other and you know it! Unfortunately, your relationship is so sizzling, you can't break it off and you don't even want to.
● 10 FIGHT | You're both in one of those moods where you just want to sit around fighting over every little thing... bills or money, friends, your partner staying out too late, or whatever you can think of!
● 11 LET'S MAKE UP | Of course making up is the best part though! Whatever it was is totally forgotten now.
● 12 HONEY, I'M... | You've been feeling a little funny for a bit, so you take a pregnancy test and... oh no! Or is it 'oh great!'? Time to tell your partner either way...
● 13 ABOUT LAST NIGHT | Time to face that one night stand...
● 14 CHEATER | You're not being cheated on! You're the other person meddling with someone's lover! But for whatever reason, you just can't say no even if you know you should...
● 15 OBJECTIONS | You're facing a lot of objections to your relationship and it's starting to put a strain on it. Why don't you sit down and discuss it, see if you can work it out?
● 16 HAVE TO LET YOU GO | You have to break up with your partner... not because you want to! But because you need to protect them... can you do it successfully? Will they find out? You decide!

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[Soma felt like his brain was going to explode -- were spirits supposed to feel like that? He shifted, feeling the world spinning around him and closing his eyes to stop it from doing that. Pain, pain, pain... everything hurt goddammit. Why the hell did everything hurt?!]

Because you're an idiot and don't know what it means to quit while you're behind.

[Oh, right... the fight against "himself", or whatever that thing was exactly. Soma let out a disgruntled noise, coughing slightly.]

You were the one in charge you idiot.

[He's not exactly in the right mind to realize that he's not alone at the moment.]

[Getting hot and bothered after sparring has become quite usual for them... and while Jaime seems hot enough, Joscelin is seeming considerably more bothered than he is.

Which is getting worrying. He's used to getting some sort of reaction, after all.]

Is something wrong?

[It wasn't a copycat or a shapeshifter. It was a copy from the same Servant. Who would have foresaw that? Integra Hellsing was brought by Seras Victoria, saving her just in time before Berserker attacked her. it was a critical mistake to use a command seal to dismiss her Servant, leaving her vulnerable, but she acted on instinct.

I can't let this happen again, she had thought impotently. She walked in the floor she had rented on the hotel, looking for the best ley line, he would be there. He would heal immediately.

It only took her second after she saw him to realise she had been foolishly optimistic about this.]

AVENGER!

[Ow, decibels. Soma flinched at Integra's shouting, pinching the sides of his head with one hand.]

Ow... Volume, Master.

[...he was probably going to pay for that one later. As well as for every scratch, cut, broken bone, and bruise that he had incurred during the encounter. This was not going to be a fun couple of hours, that was for sure.]

[Yeah, Jaime's noticed too. He's into this, really. He is. But he keeps thinking about the fact that Joscelin is a male and his own reaction when he found out what two men did and the fact that Cersei would likely abandon him for at least a week if she knew where he was right now. Basically, the upstairs brain won't turn off, and it's not giving the downstairs brain any room to work with. He just frowns at the question.]

No. I'm fine. [His tone says quite clearly that he's not, and he's not any happier about his obvious not-fine-ness than Joscelin.]

[It was quite an utterly spontaneous confession, Integra Hellsing hadn't considered it before she blurted it out. But suddenly, on the topic of an attack of an University top male students, she said to him thoughtfully.]

If you weren't so bloody young, you would be an attractive man.

Do you want to stop?

[If he's unwilling, Joscelin has no interest in forcing him. And Jaime is a vigorous man, there seems little other reason for him to be so... uninterested.]

I promise, I will not be offended if it is something about me...

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Integra | Hellsing | any

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Hassan-i-Sabah | Fate/Zero | Any...

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Akechi Mitsuhide / Samurai Warriors (1) / OTA

Jaime Lannister | ASOIAF | open to all

Max Black | 2 Broke Girls | men only

Ian Gallagher | Shameless | men only

Daenerys Targaryen | ASOIAF | open

Sidonie de la Courcel | Kushiel's Legacy | open

Ishida Mitsunari / Samurai Warriors 3 / OTA

Britta Perry | Community

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Soma Cruz | Castlevania AoS/DoS | any

Fenris | Dragon Age 2

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Wing | IDW Transformers

Merlin ☆ BBC'S MERLIN ☆ OTA

Sheva Alomar ☣ RESIDENT EVIL 5 ☣ OTA

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