bakerstreet | What's Your Number?

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What's Your Number?

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

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A lot of them.

Definitely more than a thousand.

That can't be true! Wouldn't your dick get chafed?

[Confused:]

... why would that get my dick chafed?

I don’t fuck one as soon as I’m done with the other, most of the time. There’s typically a longer period in between than that.

And even if I did, my powers would heal the chafing right up for me soooo... it wouldn’t even be a problem.

[Greed hasn’t remembered yet that most people don’t know he’s a homunculus, and so he is unaware that, for a normal human of the age he appears to be, fucking that many people in one’s lifetime would require squeezing the fucks very close together or not doing much other than fucking.]

Zero.

28 or so. I was quite the womanizer in my youth.

Edited 2019-05-21 23:40 (UTC)

Shall I consult the books? My guess would be roughly 250. Give or take.

Four.

A few.

But what about if you're in longer relationships? Or do you just do it once and move onto the next?

[He can't imagine doing that at all!]

I know you can just throw a potion at it, but still! Doesn't it get old after a while?

Oh, plenty! I'm over a thousand years old after all.

Edited 2019-05-21 20:50 (UTC)

I'd say it's about 15. The majority was threesomes though.

Edited 2019-05-21 20:57 (UTC)

AND you're easy.

I’ve never been in a “longer relationship,” kid.

[And Greed can’t imagine what that would be like. He doesn’t believe he can love, after all.]

And no, the sex doesn’t get old.

After all, I am Greed the Avaricious, and that means I always want it and everything else, no matter how much of it I get.