W--ew, of course I'll contain myself! It just won't be fun.

[ She rolls her eyes and manages a smile, wry as it may be. ]

My lips are sealed.

[ Wow an actual beard stroke, Buffy is witnessing a true unicorn. Her eyebrows raise and she ... is completely blank. Nope. ]

Nope. [ Sheepish, awkward grin o'clock! ] Can't say I can put my finger on giant swords and good looking pointy-eared guys. Sorry. [ She wrinkles her nose. ] You'd think I'd notice a giant weapon. [ Then she actually smiles. A real genuine one. ] I'm Buffy.