[ Now he's definitely thinking of strategic sequins on Pepper — oops. No, wait, focus. ]

It would be a lot easier not to lose said national icon if he didn't have a pair of spry legs to go skipping off wherever he damn well pleased while we're passed ou— oh. Whoa, what the actual fuck. [ Drawing up behind Natasha, he calls over a shoulder. ] Bruce! We've got a plus-one and he isn't spangly.

[ BRB Instagram'ing his girlfriend a shot of Loki captive in the shower. That's a keeper. ]

Pep, I'm putting you on speaker-phone for this.