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sex tape / dirty pictures meme

It takes a special type of person to star in a film of an erotic nature, complete with a director, good lighting, and proper set dressing. In fact, some would find all that guff the least erotic thing in the world. That's not the type of movie you're making. What you're crafting - perhaps with a costar who's very special to you - is a more intimate, amateur flick with only two people on set. Be its a longer romantic interlude to watch later on a lonely night or a quick, hardcore kinky clip, one thing's for certain: this production's for your (and your partner's) eyes only.

- Comment with your preferences, kinks, etc.
- Reply to others.
- Your character and theirs are making sexy video/picture/hieroglyphic/smoke signal of any variety,
and how you frame it (fluffy/cute, romantic, kinky, exhibitionist, etc.) is up to you. They can also just be sending each other dirty pictures or sexing it up over Skype or something. I'm not your mom, you can do what you want.
- Thread that out and have fun!

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[ Hey, photographies a burgeoning hobby of his. ]

[Fine with filming or being filmed.]

[Fine with anything.]

[Also fine with anything! /ooc]

[Ditto! /ooc]

( being filmed. )

( m/f. either the one filming or in the film with someone else. )

(Assumed CR a-ok, he has deffo made at least a couple sex tapes and/or send dirty videos to dudes he's flirted with.)

[I'm open to both filming and being filmed. Am also open to father/son incest in regards to this.]

[ Canonically kind of an exhibitionist (she throws herself at the canon pretty boy in places that are def under surveillance) sooo. She's a rich bitch femme fatale type, mid-20s. Crosscanon and cross-medium welcome. ]

[ either role is a+; modern au is obv assumed. ]

( ♡ )

[ It all started from an idea that had been innocent enough... That they ought to take more photos, more videos, with each other for the times that they were apart for long periods off in space or even in different places on Earth on assignment.

Between Keith's Blade missions and their own engagements going to different Garrison spots or even speaking, that kind of thing, there's a good bit of time spent away from one another. Not the easiest thing in the world for two people who took so long to admit feelings in the first place, who had taken so long to come to terms with the fact that they may lose everything but it was better than they lost knowing in the long run. Keith knew that he, personally, still operated on the fear that one day the house would be just him and Kosmo.

Sure, baseless, especially now that the war was over and they'd bought a house and Shiro had even proposed - but tell that to his life experience that still nagged at him mentally from time to time.

But the idea of having something of each other for when they weren't together physically stuck with him. Something to tide themselves over on particularly long missions, something to have that wasn't just a still photo or even a silly video of Keith fumbling to cook or something to that effect. No, he was thinking bigger, and impossibly more intimate.

Which is why, after dinner and a bit of pre-cursory making out on the couch, Keith decides to see if Shiro would be amenable to his little half-hatched plan as he leads him back, flesh and blood hand curled in his own, those violet eyes flashing back to him with a bit of hopefulness behind them. ]

Can we try something tonight, babe?

[ totally the filmmaker / co-star / editor / director / he enjoys in depth roleplay, a little bit of pain, tickling, tails, ears, and using his tongue ]

Edited 2018-12-27 19:10 (UTC)

[Of course, the logical progression from his stint in viral youtube challenges. Kinks here.]

[ The camera...slightly tolerates her, like most people do? ]

[ To be fair, they had been discussing the book they're both reading (Belle had seen it at Jon's apartment and been near-instantly engrossed), complete with (probably above the usual terrible) innuendos afoot...

So, then, it's not out of left field when Belle sends a selfie of her reading the book -

and

not wearing anything. ]

[ The picture — or very deliberate provocation, whichever you prefer — isn’t completely out of left field, no, but it sure as hell isn’t expected either. It’s not like he hasn’t every inch of her already, but Jon’s a sucker for everything about her so he stares at the picture for far longer than he reasonably should. That’s the awful thing about texting your girlfriend when she’s alone and you’re running errands; it’s never clear when she’ll spring something like that on him. It takes more effort than it should keep his body from reacting in a way that would be very difficult to hide.

After a minute, he responds with a god awful innuendo that she well and truly deserves. ]

You’re wicked in the best ways. I hope you know that. What I’m getting out of that nude is that you want me to come home and put my... bookmark deep inside your... pages.

Edited (plz ignore the typo that comes from also phone tagging at work sob ) 2018-12-27 20:36 (UTC)

[Video or pictures both a-okay.]

[Felix/Richard part 2?]

(YES OHGOD DID I LOSE THE LAST TAG?)

[ Excuse all the redness in his face and his arms tightening around his chest, he's really trying hard to sound rational and not flail because of course, he'd be here under bizarre circumstances. ]

So... what is it should we do first?

[ More importantly, who gets to hold the camera first, if at all. ]

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i want to thread them actually filming some kind of sex tape but i'm at work so shitpost instead

100 percent gr8 shit post, tho, and who says part two of this thread can’t be filming said sex tap

this is bullshit and you know it

why don't we settle this where everyone can see

Richard Starke | OC | m/f m/m

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come at me scrublord im ripped