groupon ([personal profile] groupon) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2018-12-02 03:45 pm

Hair braiding, flower crowns, the works

The Personal Hygiene Shipping Meme


Personal hygiene is just that - personal. By the time we've come to a point in our lives where we notice that the concept exists and we should be prudent about it, we can take care of ourselves. There are also many practical reasons why we don't involve other people in this process. We're not too keen on showing off parts to be cleaned that are private in most contexts, and there's definitely an ingrained aversion to showing so much soft, fleshy skin. Hot water or a sharp razor could spell dangerous with a capital D should they come into the hands of someone with a vendetta against you. No need to be extra vulnerable.

So, if you're involving another person in your cleansing routines, it must be someone you trust. Not only that, but it's most likely someone you're comfortable with and likely at least somewhat open to being intimate with. You may not be dropping all your clothing in front of them, but it's still you opening yourself up to touching and closeness unparalleled in more "usual" moments.

Established and burgeoning couples (or not-so-couples) can bond through this showing of care and good faith. Will you like being pampered and find the attention endearing? Or will things go terribly, terribly wrong?

...you never should have let them near that shaving cream.

  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Smut is not required. Mention if you want/don't want it.
  • Reply to others and use the RNG.


  1. Comfort: You've decided to pitch in a helping hand to get your partner to unwind, and warm water or suds may do the trick.
  2. Romantic: The sole purpose of this endeavor is to set a lovey-dovey mood. No shame here!
  3. It Started Out Platonic...: What a good pal you are, volunteering to give your friend a good scrub. Of course, you didn't count on the cute way she squirms as you scrub her back or how he blushes when you shampoo his scalp.
  4. No Choice: Currently, you're unable to clean yourself up. That means that you need assistance, and it might as well be the person you lov- tolerate the most.
  5. Open: You have trust issues. Actually, you have backlogs of trust issues. Still, you want to show the person you love that you're willing and trying to change for them, and what better way than letting down your walls and having the assist in your grooming?
  6. Shave: Whether it's your face, your legs, or...your other places you've decided to shave, there's a certain intimacy involved in letting your lover do it for you. Let's hope they won't leave you looking like you got into a battle with a book with the paper cuts to prove it.
  7. Reluctant: They want to get you clean. You don't want to show off your body at all. It's injured, it looks weird, what if they don't like it...
  8. Forced: You love them, you really do, but you won't kiss them if they continue to look like an unwashed hobo clown. You have to draw the line somewhere, and if they won't take action, you will.
  9. Beat Up: You've been trampled in a fight. Your partner isn't about to let you wallow around in your own mud and blood.
  10. Hair: Some find that there's nothing quite as soothing as getting their hair washed or brushed. Of course, those with more luxurious locks may find any hair care a burden, so the assistance is appreciated.
  11. Make Up: They think you're beautiful already. See how they'll paint you up when they get the chance.
  12. Unique: If you're not human, you probably have your own proceeders you have to do to keep all spiffied up. There are wings with stray feathers to pluck, horns on heads to polish, scales to shave down, all sorts of tasks! Introduce your ignorant (and most likely human) boyfriend or girlfriend to your world...and your pain.
  13. Accommodations: Those with disabilities or prosthetics may also have their own routines, and anyone who wants to be with them should learn how to pitch in.
  14. Sponge Bath: You don't have enough water to do this right or you just want to give them a nice rub and scrub with a gentle sponge or wash cloth.
  15. Wound Care: In order for wounds to heal, proper care must be taken. Bandages have to be changed and cuts cleaned out. It's certainly easier when you don't have to do it all by yourself.
  16. Together: You're both cleaning up, taking a bath, splish splash, in the same tub because there's no where else to go. This is the most likely smut option, even if, again, it starts off "platonic."
  17. Clothing: Don't forget that clean clothes are an important part of personal hygiene. Always make sure your partner has a nice, fresh outfit, even if it's to your taste and not theirs.
  18. I've Made a Terrible Mistake: Somehow, everything's now shit. This little experiment went haywire and you may be sporting anything from the worst hairdo of your life to a Columbian necktie.
  19. FREE SPACE
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (Default)

Trevor "Dirty Boy" Belmont | Castlevania | Castmates only, but ota within that

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-02 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Gen gr9, shipping gr9, ask about smut. ]
vaderstan: For what I've done (Default)

kylo ren ( STAR WARS ) ota

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soaringpromise: (Default)

Noa | Granblue Fantasy | M/M

[personal profile] soaringpromise 2018-12-02 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
reliablelies: (plans)

Loki | MCU | ota

[personal profile] reliablelies 2018-12-02 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
catlady: (Default)

DC Comics ➔ Selina Kyle

[personal profile] catlady 2018-12-02 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ open to all, crosscanon welcome, etc. permissions, preferences, and relevant info here. ]
spellcheck: (pic#12595267)

DC Comics ➔ Lois Lane

[personal profile] spellcheck 2018-12-02 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ open to all, crosscanon welcome, etc. my only real preference is characters over 30. let's do the good, soft shit!! ]
historicallydead: (everything is bad | all the time | worri)

Grant MacLaren ᵗʳᵃᵛᵉˡᵉʳ ³⁴⁶⁸ | Travelers | ota

[personal profile] historicallydead 2018-12-02 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[3468 comes from a future where hygiene and cleanliness is a luxury, one he'd probably had to go without more than once. also, this isn't even his body, so that's another added... challenge. leaning towards #1, #6, #10 or #15, or a combination of some of the other prompts. anything that isn't really too smutty, really, just leaning towards intimacy/fluff.]

[open to lots of assumed cr and cross-cannon, as well as the assumption that your character is aware that he's a Traveler and not the real Grant MacLaren.]
pivotpoint: (089)

Kaname Chidori | Full Metal Panic!

[personal profile] pivotpoint 2018-12-02 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[OTA]
ailuros: (002)

Bastet | OC

[personal profile] ailuros 2018-12-02 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Has little need for personal hygiene herself, but happy to groom others. Stems from a cat dominance thing. Other info in journal.]
erbe: Three: for every one word I say, reply with three (006)

Rin Tohsaka | Fate /

[personal profile] erbe 2018-12-02 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[She has a long and complicated routine. She would hope the person is skilled or willing to learn quickly, but I'm down for a comedy failure thread.]
hyperionhero: (pic#10838216)

Handsome Jack | Borderlands

[personal profile] hyperionhero 2018-12-02 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
savemycity: (Default)

Oliver Queen | Arrow

[personal profile] savemycity 2018-12-02 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Prefer 1, 6, 7, 9, or 15 ]
nutallergy: (Default)

Re: Oliver Queen | Arrow

[personal profile] nutallergy 2018-12-03 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ all of them could apply, but which do you prefer for her? ]
halfacat: (small smile - neutral)

Juri | original

[personal profile] halfacat 2018-12-03 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Gen or shipping is both good, with m/m for shipping. Despite being half cat-person, Juri doesn't mind getting wet for getting clean, and will like helping, too.]
lawr: (Default)

Lawrence "Lawr" Hill || Boys Next Door || m/m shop OTA gen

[personal profile] lawr 2018-12-03 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Any are fine, but in an especially good place for some of the more negative ones.. dm if you want to hash out any details/possible scenarios!]
floreciente: (pic#12358150)

matou sakura ; fate/stay night ; ota

[personal profile] floreciente 2018-12-03 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ ota for gen, f/m for shipping. ]
savemycity: (71)

Let's do 7 & 9

[personal profile] savemycity 2018-12-03 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ There are some nights that are better than most, and then there are nights like tonight where Oliver feels like despite all of his training and careful planning there are just times when you can't win them all.

He's pretty filthy, covered in mud and limping slightly, though he tries to hide it the minute he steps through the door of bunker. He straightens up, wincing against the pull of muscles sprained and bruised and goes to change into his civilian clothes. He manages to clean up most of the blood from a nasty head cut and a long scrape along his arm, but he's aware that he still strongly smells of dirt and sweat when he makes it home to Felicity. The worst of his bruising and injuries are out of sight under his shirt and he's fairly sure he can keep them from her until they've faded, though it might take a little creative planning.

He's bone tired and wants nothing more than to fall into bed, but he knows he should shower first. He kisses her on the forehead as he walks past her towards the bedroom. ]


I'm going to take a shower.
presumably: (Default)

nicholas scratch / the chilling adventures of sabrina

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bakusatsugou: (neutral)

bakugou katsuki | bnha

[personal profile] bakusatsugou 2018-12-03 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ ota to all prompts, but would especially love to do 4, 8, 9, 10 or 15 :} ]
kingslaying: (Default)

nuada ( hellboy 2 )

[personal profile] kingslaying 2018-12-03 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
im_rem: (Default)

[personal profile] im_rem 2018-12-03 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
(ooc: How about Rem here being her servant? She would have been a maid in life so she'd be skilled enough to learn Rin's routine.)
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Re: Let's do 7 & 9

[personal profile] nutallergy 2018-12-03 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Felicity was smart enough to know when Oliver needed space and when he needed a kick in the behind. It was for that reason that Felicity doesn't go to the bunker every night. She shares Oliver's passion for their cause, but the daily grind can get tedious.

She looked up when she heard him enter, her eyes traveling over his body. ]


Do you want some help? What did you do roll around in the mud with the bad guys?
ambushes: (Default)

frank castle | mcu

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speakernoevil: (Default)

Sypha Belnades | Castlevania (Netflix)

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savemycity: (60)

[personal profile] savemycity 2018-12-03 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ He raises his eyebrows at her suggestion to help. Ordinarily he'd be all over that invitation, but not tonight. He's not sure he's going to be able to move in the morning, let alone do anything tonight. ]

Ended up by the river bank. [ He swallows. ] And as appealing as that help sounds, I'm good. I'll be quick.

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