[ There's a long moment where his words hesitate but his hand doesn't. Finally, he admits: ]
It's a blackberry.
[ And he knows, he knows as soon as he says it he's going to get shit for it. He knows, and it's clear in his voice that he knows, like's he's admitting guilt, like he's ready for the onslaught.
Not just because it's not a Starkphone, but because it's not an Apple or a Samsung, it's not even an android. Before Stark can even say a damn thing, he adds: ]
Let me just- [ And he does the most toneless, most monotone version of Tony Stark the world has ever heard: ] "Toaster-stroodle, that's the VHS tape of phones. Bruce-Money, that's like the eight track tape of phones. It's the Zune of phones. The pager of phones. That's the phone other phones use when they need to call 911 because they've been shot and all their backup phone friends are dead in a ditch." Did... Did I miss anything?
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It's a blackberry.
[ And he knows, he knows as soon as he says it he's going to get shit for it. He knows, and it's clear in his voice that he knows, like's he's admitting guilt, like he's ready for the onslaught.
Not just because it's not a Starkphone, but because it's not an Apple or a Samsung, it's not even an android. Before Stark can even say a damn thing, he adds: ]
Let me just- [ And he does the most toneless, most monotone version of Tony Stark the world has ever heard: ] "Toaster-stroodle, that's the VHS tape of phones. Bruce-Money, that's like the eight track tape of phones. It's the Zune of phones. The pager of phones. That's the phone other phones use when they need to call 911 because they've been shot and all their backup phone friends are dead in a ditch." Did... Did I miss anything?