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[inborn]

THE CRACK PAIRING MEME

crack pairing

An unusual relationship of any kind of fandom (i.e. books, television shows, movies, ect.) that is unlikely to happen.

OR

Randomly take two characters… they don’t have to know each other, they don’t have to show ANY signs of a relationship, and hook them together. That is a crack pairing.

We all know them. Fandoms have fostered these little gems of shipping since the early days, and now, they can even be serious contenders in even the most hostile of shipping wars. Maybe they're absolutely ridiculous and only "for the lulz." Perhaps they make perfect sense...if you squint. Whatever the case may be, these so-called "crack" pairings are not canon and they're nowhere near as popular in fandom as the big fanon pairings.

Most of the time.

Of course, it's important to note that a lot of the time in RP, pairings are always crack pairings. Especially crossover ships, which canon purists would deride purely for being impossible. Still, in memes, that's less likely to happen because people either stick with canon ships, fanon ships, or close CR because of the lack of opportunities for development that games offer.

Not here. This meme is for ALL your ridiculousness, all your high school fangirl dreams, and just plain not being sorry for your ships. Think these characters would be cute together? Go for it. That character have adorable icons and that all you know about them? Ship it, by all means. Here, the reasons come after the desire.

RULES
- Comment with your character and preferences. If you want, you can include one sentence or so blurb about your character. But blank comments are fine.
- Tag others.

Comments

Thad Castle | Blue Mountain State

[oilchange]

((College football captain))

Wolfgang Mozart | RockStar!AU | OTA

[18th_century_rockstar]

(more or less famous rock star)

Nicolas Brown || GANGSTA. || OTA

[thehandymancan]

[Deaf merc for hire]

Umino Iruka || Naruto || M/M

[umino_sensei]

[Slighty prudish ninja sensei who opens up in the bedroom //cough]

Kisame Hoshigaki || Naruto || Heteroflexible.

[kiba_wa_gizagiza]

[Big scary shark man likes beauty + strength. Prefers women but will take an effeminate man.]

Ajax | Deadpool

[dr_laundryagent]

Sigurd Ragnarsson | Vikings | m/m

[snakeintheeye]

[ modern au is a-ok ]

Rocket | MCU

[triangleface]

Carlos De Vil | Descendants | OTA

[doggedlife]

Neville Longbottom | HP | OTA

[greenhouses]

Harley Quinn | DCEU

[revmeup]

Kevin Beckman | Ghostbusters (reboot)

[lenseless]

rinoa heartilly | final fantasy viii | f/m

[cardinales]

( sure why not, some permissions on her journal. )

Dr Otto Octavius 🐙 Marvel 🕷️

[ialone]

this

And if Gilbert Gottfried with a bowl cut isn't your speed there's this.

Selene | Underworld | f/m

[bulletsandblood]

Scarecrow | Batman Arkham Knight | ota

[doctor_terror]

Michael Corvin | Underworld | M/M

[lycanhybrid]

Gentaro Yumeno / Hypnosis Microphone. (m/m)

[liarverse]

( Novelist and self-proclaimed professional liar. Speaks in riddles and likes to mess with people but he's nice... maybe. )

Sidon | Zelda: BotW | OTA

[fintense]

[Prince of the Zoras. Very supportive. Tall. Loud.]

Jakob | Fire Emblem: Fates | OTA

[battlebutler]

[Not Sebastian Michaelis. A bit of a prick. Great at his job, though.]

Nero | DMC | OTA

[cabanero]

[Son of a half-devil. Killed a cult's pope. Has a demon arm. Depending on who you ask, he's also a shit-talking brat.]

Rogue | xmcu | m/f

[gloves]

[I like crack and I ship all the things]

rise kujikawa | persona 4 | f/f pref

[kujikawaii]

fa mulan | disney | ota

[thethirdhare]

((ooc; let's keep it pretty pg and fluffy tho, pls))

echo | pandora hearts | ota

[fadingreverb]

winry rockbell | fma | ota

[endthiscycle]

lobco | watgbs | ota

[justsomeshrimp]

gwen stacy . spider-gwen

[gwennie]

tandy bowen | cloak and dagger

[daggerd]

Alicia Clark | Fear The Walking Dead

[continuable]

[F+M]

zed martin | constantine

[chicartista]

Todd the Wraith // Stargate Atlantis

[commandshumor]

[Pretty much anyone paired with him is crack lmao My kingdom for castmates but open to all. OCs must be discussed via PM first though. Also feel free to PM me with any questions]

Kakashi Hatake | Naruto | OTA

[inukage]

( it doesn't get much more "crack pairing" than this series, huh?
mid 30s ninja president. info in journal.
ota mediums, assumed cr whatever. no smut or teacher/student pairings please. )

Kurogane | Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle | M/M

[ex_kurogane320]

Jackson Whittemore | Teen Wolf | M/M

[ex_prick866]

Scott Summers | X-Men | OTA

[cyke]

Pietro Maximoff | MCU | OTA

[kurogane]

Lady Loki | MCU

[frost_sorceress]

Michael | Supernatural | OTA

[the_first_archangel]

Shouta Aizawa/Eraserhead | My Hero Academia/BNHA

[threatens_expulsion]

Ezra Standish | The Magnificent Seven | ota

[aceofcons]

Tulip O'Hare (AMC Preacher)

[boo_berry]

[M/F and catching up but am current]

dick grayson, dc(eu).

[leotarded]

valkyrie | mcu

[swiller]