THE DATE AUCTION AND THE CRYSTAL MEME

[memeswearhouse]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Wednesday October 24th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

DAVID 8 || PROMETHEUS

[(Anonymous)]

Starting bid: $50

A robot who will be guaranteed to touch you everywhere

LADIES~?

Jaime Reyes (Blue Beetle) | Young Justice | OTA

[hasnomentor]

A fun loving and good looking Latino boy could be yours for the right price.

Bidding starts at $250.

Bid one, bid all.

WHOOPS

[(Anonymous)]

automaton

Erik Lensherr || XMFC

[(Anonymous)]

e4e5nf3nc6nc3nf6

Starting bid: $200

You could say he has a... magnetic personality.




...Mutants~~~?

Nike Crawford-Marine | OC

[nicecoat]

nottheshoe

Bid starting at $50k.

[e4e5nf3nc6nc3nf6]

Is that supposed to be funny?

TJ Hammond || Political Animals

[(Anonymous)]

grindr

For the man who wants to live a bit on the public side. Hope you like to discuss politics. or not. He's probably tired of hearing about it.

Starting bid: $500

dean winchester | spn

[(Anonymous)]

beasimpleman

Good at pest control?

Starting bid: 2 apple pies, 1 stick deodorant

Nikola Tesla || Sanctuary

[(Anonymous)]

mysophobe

Be careful, this man has been known to cause earthquakes....


In your pants~

Starting bid: $20

zach | oc

[symbolism]

A tattoo artist, totally normal and unbroken.

Starting bid: A new tattoo machine

[pillars]

New tattoo machine, a Barnes&Noble giftcard with $15 on it, and this freaky rabbit foot I found in the woods.

aden i literally cant with you

[symbolism]

Dude, what're doing? Did you not read the box label? [BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE BIDDING ON HIM TO TAKE HIM ON A DATE SO WHAT'RE YOU DOING]

Antonia 'Toni' Stark || MCU || F/M

[(Anonymous)]

Genius, Billionaire, Playgirl, Philanthropist.

Starting bid: $25,000.

you can you do you beg for more

[pillars]

Are you accusing me of being illiterate? That's rude. After I offered you a Barnes&Noble card and fuckin' everything.

<< Jason Walsh >> | << The Unusuals >>

[skittlesreduction]

Starting bid: $50

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS RIGHT

[symbolism]

What? No! Are you seriously trying to take me on a date? [Because if Zach knows Aden, which he really doesn't let's be honest, Aden is always trying to dig underneath his skin for the hell of it.]

Setzer Gabbiani | Final Fantasy VI

[edgar_roni]

It pains me to do so, but a friend of mine (temptsfate) reeks of desperation. He gambles excessively, drinks, and crashes opera performances. He travels the skies in his deceased lover's airship and tries to convince everyone what he wears is "stylish."

Please help him, lovely ladies of the world. He needs it.

Starting bid: 5,000 gil.

do i need to refer you to the website again

[pillars]

[ When is he ever serious. When. ] Serious as a heart attack. [ No. ]

Leonardo || Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012

[leader_in_blue]

[A boyscout ninja who wants to be a hero. Has literally hung around his family his whole life and desperately needs a social life.

Starting Bid: A Pizza!]

..... wait, what?

[aria_di_celes]

...Don't you think you've set the starting bid a little high?

Hope Estheim (14!yo) || Final Fantasy XIII

[good_breakfast]

An easily flustered kid who really needs to loosen up.

Starting bid: 500 gil!

Hope Estheim (24!yo) || Final Fantasy XIII-2

[bad_supper]

A workaholic scientist who still needs to loosen up.

Starting bid: 700 gil!

Currency exchanging stations are located near both Hopes!

[edgar_roni]

...you're so cold, Celes.

Flynn Scifo || Tales of Vesperia

[divine_streak]

[One knight in shining armor who takes orders well.

Starting bid: 50 gald!

i think i know the website really well at this point

[symbolism]

[Wow, Zach is rolling his eyes so hard it almost hurts to do it.] Do I have 'idiot' tattooed on my forehead? [Although, Zach has to wonder: why bid on him in the first place? It's not like Aden stands to gain anything.]